most stupid Homer quote?

Mar 14, 2004, 1:12 PM ET7 posts by 7 posters
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Neil Coward

What in your opinion is the most stupid thing Homer had either done or said. There's two that stick in my mind.

1) The Simpson house is subsiding, they call in a builder, he puts his spirit level on the sloping wall, it whizzes straight off and Homer says "Did you see the bubble?"

2) Homer gets his arms stuck in two vending machines, they are about to saw his arms off because they can't free him any other way when... Rescuer: Homer are you just holding onto the cans Homer: Your point being?

NitesbaneNeil Coward

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Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson and step on your foot like this, you smile and nod."

Scott BloomfieldNitesbane

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"Hey, I don't remember saying that!" - Looking at a family portrait which Bart defaced with a cartoon voice-bubble saying "I STINK!"

I've always found that many of Homer's best lines actually straddle the line between stupidity and brilliance. Not that one, though.

Death BlowScott Bloomfield

Scott wrote:

"My two children, Bart and.......girl Bart." That's a good one!

Reach the SkyNeil Coward

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"When the race starts, run really fast!"

Larry BudNeil Coward

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Dr. Hibbard: "I'm afraid you have the only known case of Homer Simpsonitis" Homer: "OH! Why me?!?!"

James Q. MorrisseyNeil Coward

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that one with the biker gang and john goodman (paraphrased)

JG: You gotta eat that jacket with our logo on it! (Homer eats it, and then pulls on a turtleneck with the same logo) JG: Aw, man! Now you gotta eat THAT, too! (Homer looks sad) JG: You got anything else with our logo on it? Homer: Caps and frisbees, sir. JG: Then you're gonna eat THEM! Homer: And pogs.

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