The old saying is that an Opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20245089,00.html
I saw a news story about this on my remore controlled TV. Whatever happened to that troll who always misspelled stuff?
Senor Museo
200 lbs? And that's just her head...
Paul
On Sun, 14 Dec 2008 14:52:40 +1000, Paul Bartram wrote:
I quickly scanned over that article... made me larf to read several quotes from Opera blaming her weight problems on a galaxy of wrong theories she's had.
Oi... LARD-ARSE! Do some goddamned EXERCISE and eat correctly - that means lay off the carbohydrates, ya mangy man hating land-whale.
"oh but it's my thyroid"... LOL.
Je�us wrote:
ROFL!
Cut her some slack. The poor woman is referred to as "Opal" on OFF and is referred to as "Opera" in this ng. Isn't that punishment enough?
Senor Museo
"[email]" wrote:
No.
On Sun, 14 Dec 2008 at 10:24:50, "[email]" wrote in alt.tv.simpsons :
Going off at a tangent...
If OTOH, you like slim, extremely attractive opera/classical singers, watch out for Katherine Jenkins who will be attempting to break the US market next year...
http://www.katherinejenkins.co.uk/
"Paul Hyett" wrote in message news:[email]...
Mmm... I can feel my interest in opera growing already!
-- R Flowers
On Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:04:32 -0600, R Flowers wrote:
And now for something completely different: www.iamlost.com/features/slomo
Sorta staying on the theme of cruelty towards the physically imperfect...
On Sun, 14 Dec 2008 at 21:04:32, R Flowers wrote in alt.tv.simpsons :
It's all her, too - no plastic involved. :)
Are you sure it isn't something else growing? In your crotch?
Those "Celtic Women" on PBS, who should be called the "Cleavage Women", turn me on.
Senor Museo
Your sarcasm detector may be in working order, but your double entendre locator seems to be on the fritz.
Yes, yes - in my crotch!
-- R Flowers
"R Flowers" wrote:
You have a fritz in your crotch?
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:33:53 -0600, Homer wrote:
Sigh... NO! Mike Rotch ate some fritz, is all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink. Bart: Uh, yeah hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. [calls] Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen "My crotch" lately?! [snickers from the patrons] [to phone] Listen, to me you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
wrote in message news:[email]...
I'll let you know when the test results come back.
-- R Flowers
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:46:53 -0600, R Flowers wrote:
I've had it with this group. Low test scores, post after post by ugly, ugly nerds...
Je�us wrote:
I may be hate-filled, and I may be ugly, but.... wait, what was that third thing?
On Sun, 14 Dec 2008 10:24:50 -0800, [email] wrote:
Cut her some slack? She's probably slap mayonaisse on it and eat it.
Compared to South Park, she gets an easy ride here :)
aaronhirshberg wrote:
Didn't Homer call her something like "Opfah" when she paid an animated visit during one of her specials?
-- Don
"Je�us" wrote
I had my thyroid gland completely removed last year, and I'm only 153 lbs in the old money.
'Land Whale' - good description!
Paul
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:37:22 +1000, Paul Bartram wrote:
I still have not-so-fond memories of the Whale watching at the Airlie Beach pool (AKA water aerobics).
Arr me matey... Arr.
Je�us wrote:
I hate the sea and everything in it. ;-)
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:55:45 -0600, Homer wrote:
Yar, I'm not attractive.
Yar, didn't Captain McAlister once refer to Selma and/or Patty as "land whales"? I cannot find the reference at www.snpp.com.
Yar, I don't know what I'm doing.
Senor Museo