This was suggested in the "Best church sign" thread, only before I read that post I was already thinking along the same lines.
My favorite sign was outside the hospital. It was something along the lines of:
"Best care, or your autopsy is on us"
Over the head of the "guru" at the first Qwicki-Mart ever:
"The master knows everything, except the combination of the safe."
Brad
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My favorite hospital marquee, from the episode where the Radioactive Man movie was flim'd in Springfield:
"Our Extra Patients Make Patient Extras"
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my favourite is from futurama:
"Today: Presidential Debate Tomorrow: Vice-Presidential 'Yo Momma So Fat' Contest"
JQM
Today: Candy convention
Tomorrow: Candy-shaped rat poison convention ------ Monstro-Mart: Where we make shopping a baffling ordeal -------
"France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France" - Mark Twain
I don't know about BEST sign but one of my favs was on the Church
"Welcome pissed-off Catholics."
Arvy
Outside one of Barts new schools:
We put the FUN in Fundamentaliist Dogma
Expensive coffee in little cups
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Name of a styling salon from an episode
"Hairy Shearers"
-Fat Old Jack
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Burns' Construction Co. - "Building a Better Tomorrow, For Him"
-B.