Lisa and Milhouse

If the future world of "Lisa's Wedding" is true, then Lisa loses her virginity to Milhouse, strange though that may seem. While she and her mother joke that "Milhouse doens't count," I would have to disagree. The implication in the the episode is that it DID happen.

So then, perhaps everyone could now write the scene, or perhaps a brief story, of the way it happens, either serious or humorous (I expect it will be far more the latter), as short or as long as you prefer (er, no pun intended).

Brad

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Lisa and Milhouse" thread, Brad Filippone wrote:

I can do this in four lines of dialouge:

% Camera pans across the bedroom floor, following a trail of clothes until % it finds Milhouse and Lisa in bed, under the sheets. Only their heads, % shoulders, and feet are visible.

Lisa:      That was so, so ...
Milhouse:  Yes?
Lisa:      Quick.
Milhouse:  Oh.

Former a.t.s. regular went a lot farther, writing an entire (PG-rated) fanscript around this episode in Lisa's life. It's available at <http://www.snpp.com/other/fanscripts/huskr1.html>.

Drunk and full of pie, Brad Filippone wrote:

There's some naughty "interpretations" of a future Milhouse/Lisa meeting floating around the net, some of them being actual cartoons drawn by "fans". I believe one was called "Moe's Revenge".

We see car on top of Makeout Mountain, in silhouette.

We hear kissing sounds.

Lisa: Milhouse, ow!
Milhouse: What is it?
Lisa:  That's my nostril.
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