Matt Groening and 2 others are dead!

Apr 1, 2002, 2:25 PM ET23 posts by 14 posters
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Richard M.

That's right dead serious in telling you it's April Fools!!! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING!

Jason Saslow↩ Richard M.

I really don't think anyone is laughing at that. I usually don't even read the subject as I just hit "N" to go to the next new message. I'm sure I'm not in the minority on this too.

At least post a fake story doctored with Groening's name and a link at the bottom that supposedly brings you to the location of the story...

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VoVat↩ Richard M.

"Richard M." wrote in message news:[email]... That's right dead serious in telling you it's April Fools!!! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING!

You talk better than you fool.

Nathan

Dr Music↩ VoVat

"Nathan Mulac DeHoff" wrote in message news:3ca8cbc6$[email]...

I'm gonna fool you up REAL GOOD.

Yours truly, Some bozo

VoVat↩ Dr Music

"Dr Music" wrote in message news:rAiq8.408432$[email]...

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine!

Nathan

Zed↩ Richard M.

Matt Groening is dead is an old April Fool's joke. It seems to come here every couple of April 1st's..

Z [email]
Jym Dyer↩ Zed

=v= So maybe on some other April 1st he could get reincarnated, like Britney Spears:

http://www.tricycle.com/britney.html
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Jason Saslow↩ dnb

I hear they're fake :o)

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Ted S.↩ Zed

Somebody claiming to be Zed wrote in news:[email]:

I know that in a Season 12 episode ("Bye Bye Nerdie"?) Lindsay Neagle greets the Simpsons with "Your baby is dead! ... That's what you would hear if...." But isn't there an episode with "XYZ is dead! ... Dead serious about...." or "... Dead tired of...."

I figured that's how the post was going to go. It would have been more creative, at least.

"Your baby could have been drinking this [long pause as Lindsay tries to open a bottle] .... Similac baby formula!?"

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail A gun is not a weapon Marge, it�s a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... or an alligator. --Homer Simpson
Zed↩ Ted S.

Itchy and Scratchy Land http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F01.html

Lisa: Mom, Dad!  Bart's dead!
      [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp]
Bart: [coming alive] That's right: dead serious about going to Itchy and
      Scratchy Land.
      [Homer and Marge groan]
Z [email]
Jason Saslow↩ Ted S.

That wasn't Lindsay Neagle. In that ep, the woman was a brunette and had a large caboose. Lindsay Neagle is tall, blonde, skinny and a sex offender. Kind of like a cartoon Brigitte Neilson (or however the hell you spell it).

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Ted S.↩ Jason Saslow

Somebody claiming to be Jason Saslow wrote in news:[email]:

Well, that was just the way Lindsay was drawn. Marge was drawn with a large caboose in "Realty Bites". :-)

Would this not explain the reason for the change in hair color? Perhaps she needs to disguise her identity at times?

Er, I don't get the reference.

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail A gun is not a weapon Marge, it�s a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... or an alligator. --Homer Simpson
Dr Music↩ Ted S.

"Ted S." wrote in message news:[email]...

Hey, it works for the Lumber King.

Yours truly, Some bozo

P. Piggly Hogswine↩ Dr Music

"Dr Music" wrote in message news:pBiq8.255741$[email]...

[with eyes darting back and forth] Lumber. We need lumber!

Jason Saslow↩ Ted S.

Marge had a large caboose on a sign in that ep.

Lindsay Neagle isn't a door-to-door salesperson. She is a corporate woman. All of her jobs have been as some high ranking official with some large corporation. She's blonde and skinny and doesn't have a large ass.

They're two different characters.

She hasn't thus far.

Tall, blonde, skinny and a sex offender.

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Yama↩ Richard M.

"Richard M." wrote:

Yes... President Bush dyed... his hair...

The death count from the storm of the century is zero. I'm Kent Brockman.

Zed↩ Yama

DAMN YOU SNOW !!! [shakes fist at the sky]

Z [email]
Ted S.↩ Zed

Somebody claiming to be Zed wrote in news:[email]:

stupid anti fist-shaking law....

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail A gun is not a weapon Marge, it�s a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... or an alligator. --Homer Simpson
M.P. "Mike" McInnis↩ Richard M.

"Richard M." wrote in message news:[email]... That's right dead serious in telling you it's April Fools!!! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING!

not...me....
wavking↩ Richard M.

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolinest day of the year if you had an electrified fooling machine

"Richard M." wrote in message news:[email]... That's right dead serious in telling you it's April Fools!!! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING!