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NateJan 14, 2002, 1:18 PM ET

I think my favorite would have to be Homer in the Land of Chocolate...just too classic the way he prances around and eats everything (MMMMM....chocolate, half price!). Any other favorite Homer daydream sequences? Nate

BazillaJan 14, 2002, 1:34 PM ET↩ Nate

When he sees the escalator on the mountain. Runs up them goes in a bubble etc. then reveals him slipping down the mountain bleeding.

HAlarious

Bazilla

DJ MaNiAkJan 14, 2002, 2:25 PM ET↩ Bazilla

"Take that Michelangelo's David! OK, Who's next?"

*in walks Munch's "The Scream*

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

DJ MaNiAk

Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me

The Four Horsemen: Kicking the shit out of people with baseball bats and tire irons in parking lots since 1985.

AndrewRJan 15, 2002, 6:55 AM ET↩ Bazilla

On 14 Jan 2002 18:34:14 GMT, [email] (Bazilla) wrote:

The driving and sleeping dream...

or him moving his 'pecs' in time to the 'Can Can'... ;o)

Internet KingJan 14, 2002, 1:42 PM ET↩ Nate

Nate wrote:

His road to weight gain in "Kingsize Homer" when he stops to take a bit out of the pig and it says, "That's the spirit old chap!" Sincerely, Little Girl

Sydney AssbasketJan 14, 2002, 9:52 PM ET↩ Internet King

I like in the Land of Chocolate how everything's made of chocolate and he's
still drawn to the half-price chocolate.
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If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

Remove "bination" to reply.

SPoOkY0428Jan 14, 2002, 10:36 PM ET↩ Sydney Assbasket

Ok, I don't think anyone here said the one where he was eating pearls and his teeth cracked and he rolled over on the floor laughing thinking about it.

Eric WilliamsJan 14, 2002, 1:56 PM ET↩ Nate

"Nate" spake thusly:

Not sure if my earlier post got through...but...

Driving in his sleep (although not really a daydream) and all of the "Clown College" daydreams (Homer! the section you are supposed to be monitoring is on fire!)

Charles NorwoodJan 14, 2002, 3:00 PM ET↩ Eric Williams

"Eric Williams" wrote in message news:[email]...

Clowns are funny.

FuriousXGeorgeJan 14, 2002, 3:54 PM ET↩ Charles Norwood

I don't get it.

Furious George aka Queso

Charles NorwoodJan 14, 2002, 11:36 PM ET↩ FuriousXGeorge

"FuriousXGeorge" wrote in message news:[email]...

He says it in a dazed monotone when the burning workers roll in.

Dr. EvilJan 15, 2002, 9:18 AM ET↩ Charles Norwood

"Charles Norwood" wrote in message news:PNG08.39098$[email]...

Now you can laugh yourself to sleep.

Can't sleep, clown'll eat me Can't sleep, clown'll eat me

Charles NorwoodJan 14, 2002, 3:03 PM ET↩ Nate

"Nate" wrote in message news:B86860EB.1DA9C%[email]...

Hands down, "If I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart".

Dr MusicJan 15, 2002, 9:33 PM ET↩ Charles Norwood

"Charles Norwood" wrote in message news:HQG08.39115$[email]...

Chocolate...just

LOL!

"I'll do it! I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart! Apu, put up your -- D'OH! Oh well, I'll rob it next time."

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

Charles NorwoodJan 15, 2002, 9:53 PM ET↩ Dr Music

"Dr Music" wrote in message news:%D518.1813$[email]...

Ya gotta love Marge's go-go dancing, and Homer's "governor's mansion".

KellyJan 14, 2002, 3:13 PM ET↩ Nate

What was the best day of his life..... Marge was imagining their wedding day, Homer was imagining of a jacknifed beer truck and him running around in the beer spray.

I cannot remember the specifics, someone help me out!

On Mon, 14 Jan 2002 10:18:19 -0800, Nate wrote:

Matt GarveyJan 14, 2002, 3:52 PM ET↩ Kelly

That's in Homer the Heretic:

...And as if Homer's day weren't perfect enough, he finds a penny on the floor.

   Could this be the best day of my life?
   [thought balloon:  Homer weds Marge]
   [thought balloon:  Homer dances as an overturned beer truck sprays its
contents
                      like a fountain]
   Looks like we have a new champion!...

Kelly wrote:

Glen StewartJan 14, 2002, 4:43 PM ET↩ Matt Garvey

i really like the daydream where he has imagined he has won the lottery and gold plated himself. lenny: "somethings different homer did you get a haircut" homer: "look closer lenney" lenny: oh you plated yourself in gold, and yeah you're the biggest man on earth" homer: "24 carat gold"

burns: "all hail king homer"

why does he imagine he is so huge at the end of the day dream

or in the casino episode where he has a photographic memory: homer is all buffed

"Matt Garvey" wrote in message news:[email]...

floor.

Chocolate...just

EDFJan 14, 2002, 11:04 PM ET↩ Glen Stewart

Yes, that's the one. Marge is ranting with her rolling pin in hand and someone is a jack in the box I believe.

Alan HamiltonJan 14, 2002, 6:10 PM ET↩ Nate

On Mon, 14 Jan 2002 10:18:19 -0800, Nate wrote:

"Flushing Meadows"

Hobbes gyJan 14, 2002, 6:26 PM ET↩ Nate

Homer "Remembering things" such as the Dinner party in the marriage retreat episode or the Town meeting in the "$pringfield"

Homer being attacked by works of art (including Andy Warhol pelting him with soup cans)

GeoBQnJan 15, 2002, 8:46 PM ET↩ Hobbes gy

The Mindy fantasies:

Homer sees Mindy for the first time and envisions her as Boticelli's The Birth of Venus. Lenny and Carl come flying in as winged cherubs. Lenny: What's the matter Homer? Carl: Ain't ya never seen a naked chick riding a clam before?

Later, Homer's drives his car backwards into a trout hatchery. Fish: Homer loves Mindy! Homer loves Mindy! Carl: Homer, you're hallucinating again. Lenny: Not a good sign.

AndrewRJan 16, 2002, 6:45 AM ET↩ GeoBQn

On 16 Jan 2002 01:46:53 GMT, [email] (GeoBQn) wrote:

Ohhhh Ohhhhhh That reminds me of that HILARIOUS hallucination, when Homer is in the basement with the cleaning product.

Dr MusicJan 15, 2002, 9:35 PM ET↩ Hobbes gy

"Hobbes gy" wrote in message news:[email]...

retreat

with

Attention. Your plant has just been taken over by a group of freelance terrorists.

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

Best Homer daydream....