Where's The any key?

Been looking for it for awhile. lol

Sorry just looking to post something and say hi.

Whew, all this computer hacking is making me tired. I think I'll order a tab.

...I mean hi.

Maybe it's near the Esc and CTRL keys....

"Chainsaw Charlie" wrote in message news:4081efef$0$16464$[email]...

"David Angelovich" wrote in message news:...

Just don't type crtl-alt-(left arrow), or any other of the undocumented hot keys while you are at it. I did this once by accident, and my video flipped 180 degrees. I just turned my computer off, went to work, surfed the web to find out what I had done, returned home in the evening with some knowledge of the "mysterious hotkeys", and fiddled with them until my video righted itself. It was only 90 degrees off at one point in the iterating. It's a good thing I wasn't sent to that terrible planet of the hotkeys.

Actually, I just turned my computer off, went to work, got into one of the anti-radiation suits, zipped it up, and yelled my head off!

There's a "space" key, but is there a "space museum" key?

Space Mvsevm

Cool! This sounds like a fun gag to do to someone else's computer when they're not looking...or to the company machine on your last day at work.

somedude wrote:

I can type without looking, so I've considered shifting all of the letter keys on my keyboard at work to the right one and placing the ones that got "pushed off" the right on the left where Q, A, and Z should be.

"Michael J. Astrauskas" wrote in message news:6hIgc.21472$L75.5607@fed1read06...

Even better...take a "regular" QWERTY keyboard and change the keys so that it's the Dvorak style...or EVEN BETTER...If the computer is Windows 2000/XP (haven't tried with older Windows) open up the Control Panel, go to Regional Options, then Languages, Details, go to Keyboard and click Add. You'll see the option for Dvorak there. Now the keys will be QWERTY but when they actually type it'll be Dvorak. It's really mean to do this to a secretary who has a lot of work to do...

its next to the pig up and pig down keys

Wow started out as a introductory hello joke and look at the thread I caused.

I really enjoy the post's in this group. i had a computer for almost 4 years and free newsgroup access for 3 and never took advantage of it until 2 weeks ago. i like this stuff.

"Chainsaw Charlie" wrote in message news:...

You waited three years? It's a good thing the Internet is still around.

Space Mvsevm

[email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote in news:[email]:

The Internet, eh? That thing still...oh.

Jim

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It's next to the office door. You know, the one you need to close after inserting a disc.

You may also use the one on the photocopy machine that you use to make copies of your discs.

Yngvar

Kansas.