You're probably thinking, "Sure, more area codes are great, and I don't mind paying the extra hidden fees, but how will I remember all those numbers?"
Best Phoney McRingRing line ever!
Nov 7, 2002, 7:44 AM ET5 posts by 4 posters
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"Brett Buck" wrote in message news:[email]...
numbers?"
Neagle: This film will explain everything to you in words that you can understand. [a screen drops down, and a little cartoon begins. A cartoon phone walks into his house. He looks like an old- fashioned wooden wall phone, the kind you might see on "Green Acres" or "The Beverly Hillbillies"] Phoney: Hi, I'm Phoney McRingRing, mascot and president of the telephone company, and I'm here to explain why the convenience of one area code in [splice] your town [end splice] has been replaced by the convenience of two area codes. [cut to the audience] Homer: Uh, I have a question, Phoney. Lisa: It's a movie, Dad. Homer: Quiet, honey, Daddy's asking the man a question. [back to the film] Phoney: You're probably thinking, "Sure, more area codes are great, and I don't mind paying the extra hidden fees, but how will I remember all those numbers?" [opens a closet door, and a huge wall of numbers comes tumbling out, burying Phoney] Whoa! Well, scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten numbers. Are you stupider than a monkey? [cut to the audience] Wiggum: How big of a monkey? [back to the film] Phoney: [laughs] Of course you're not.
well.......that pretty much covers it....
"Adrunk" wrote in message news:aqepm9$6e0$[email]...
How big of a monkey? Classic.
"Mr. Burns" wrote in message news:...
If my memory serves me correctly, the film had a piece at the beginning with some writing on it. It said something like "Jebediah", and so on. Does anyone remember what was written on the beginning of the film?
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