"The Simpsons" one liners

This is probobly another joke I dont get but isnt that from Futurama?

Yes. This is when Fry moved in to Bender's apartment. There was enough room for them to both stand up in it. This is the same scene where Bnder talks in his sleep:

"Kill all humans... kill all humans... must kill all humans." "Bender, wake up!" "Uh..wha... I was having the most beautiful dream... you were in it!"

shane

Homer as max power;sure l like thai,you like shirt?

Apu to Manjula: quickly,what 's your favorite movie,book,& food? Manjula:the answer to all three is fried green tomatoes.

Homer to Skinner; the boy drives me crazy 365 days a year, at least you have the summer off.

"Be-er?" -One of the "savages" Homer was sent to be a missionary to.

[email] wrote:

-Coffee? -Beer? -Cof-fee? -Be-er? -C-O-F... -B-E... not a one liner...but I was reminded :)

"The following post is true, and by true, I mean false." --Leonard Nimoy

"We'll fake it and sell it to the FOX network." --Homer

"Come back diaper. Oh, hi Mom!" --Barney

Homer: "What am I gonna do with 10,000 angel ashtrays?" Bart: "I can start smoking." Homer: "You damn well better!"

HBK

"I'm not garbage. I'm an amendment-to-be."

Boogers. I was going to say that.

ROFLMAO! I haven't even seen this episode and it makes me laugh!

:-D

Emily

"Operator, get me the number for 911!" Homer

"Marge, you're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!" Homer

"I am the Lizard Queen!" Lisa

"Look, her butt waxed the banister!" Homer

"No grass eating, everyone. I mean you, Ralph." (cut to shot of Ralph with a green mouth) Principal Skinner

Emily

<"Operator, get me the number for 911!" Homer

"Marge, you're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!" Homer>>

ROFL! God, the show used to be funny

~DarthArada~ "Snuh!" Homer Simpson "We have all the time in the world..." ~George Lazenby/James Bond "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" MUSSOLINI TO EMBARK ON CHEST EXPANSION CAMPAIGN ~The Onion

"Man Against Nature - the Road to Victory"

"Mmmmmmmmmm...ovulicious"

"Homer, you know I hate it when you stalk people. It's so illegal"

'What are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with the bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? well go ahead! do your worst!'

'so...she was made of chimps'

'I'm just going out to commit certain deeds'

Mine tasted like strawberries! mmmm...ovulicious.

'Am I doomed to spend my life sweating like a pig? Sure, not to mention eating like a pig, looking like a pig. Dont forget the smell! Will you get off my lawn?! Why dont you make me? Why, i...oh I give up.'

~Amy~

"I have to set an example for the young people, and that is: be a fat guy with bad hair." - Steven Page "We are a very scary band." - Dave Matthews

Amy Brooks wrote:

"I can't live the button-down life like you, Marge. I need the dizzying highs... the staggereing lows... the creamy middles... Sure, I may offend some of the blue-noses with my cocky strides and musky odors. I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'city fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'"

ahahah i LOVE that one...i can never remember it all tho :)

~Amy~

"I have to set an example for the young people, and that is: be a fat guy with bad hair." - Steven Page "We are a very scary band." - Dave Matthews

"See all that stuff in there Homer? That's why your robot never worked."

Bart saying grace: "Dear God, we pay for this stuff ourselves so thanks for nothing."