Simpsons Tide

When homer is acting as a temporary captain he says something like this :

Homer: "What would the captain do in this situation" Captain: "Don't fire the torpidos!" Homer: "Fire the Torpidos" *****Captain hits some Russian sub******* Russian crew member: "Sir, we got hit by an officer" Russian Captain says something

Well I'm looking for the exact quotes from this sequence. I tried to look on www.snpp.com but this episode doesn't seem to have a capsule. Can anyone make a whole capsule for this episode?

Thank you for any help

ArK wrote:

They'll make the capsule eventually, but here's the actual quote:

Woman:    Fifteen seconds to collision--we have to make a decision.
Homer:    What would the captain do in this situation?
Captain:    Don't fire the torpedos!
Homer:    Fire the Torpedos!

Aboard the other American ship:

Crew member:    We've been hit by an officer!
Captain:    They're gonna fire on us...we'll respond in kind!  Fire!
(crew members drag captain away)
Captain:    Not me, you idiots, a torpedo!

Brian