Alt Tv Rewind

markdJul 21, 2001, 8:52 AM ETalt.tv.simpsons

'i even had a catchphrase: nah. wah na-waaaaaaa oh, i lost it'

Audrey TylerJul 21, 2001, 6:26 PM ET↩ markdalt.tv.simpsons

Boy, I'll tell you, heh. They only come out at night. Or in this case, uh, the daytime.

GabagimpyJul 21, 2001, 8:22 PM ET↩ markdalt.tv.simpsons

"markd" wrote in message news:0Eg67.1983$[email]...

(Homer attempts to avoid a traffic jam by driving on the middle-part of the highway, in the process knocking over trees and signs. Wiggum pulls him over.) Wiggum: "Ok Speedy, where's the fire?" Homer: "Over there." (he points to the police station, which is on fire) Wiggum: "You just earned yourself a 214, pointing out police stupidity."

CorduroyJul 22, 2001, 3:42 AM ET↩ Gabagimpyalt.tv.simpsons

I would have to say tow of them...

this years "Trilogy of Error" when Lou wants to "hold his gun backwards like they do in the movies"...

Wiggum: "Whatever you want birthday boy."

And, I don't remember which Sideshow Bob ep offhand, but when Bob is at his parole hearing and Wiggum speaks against him..

Wiggum: "Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum! (people in the room laugh) Oh yeah, now I get it. Good one Bob."

That GuyJul 23, 2001, 11:24 AM ET↩ Corduroyalt.tv.simpsons

"Corduroy" wrote in message news:[email]...

like

SIDEWAYS, not backwards.

KatijaikatJul 23, 2001, 4:21 PM ET↩ That Guyalt.tv.simpsons

Heh, backwards, leading to disastrous results.

That GuyJul 23, 2001, 5:53 PM ET↩ Katijaikatalt.tv.simpsons

"Katijaikat" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yeah, come to think of it, that would have been funnier. Good one, Corduroy! (If that IS your real name)

The RackJul 23, 2001, 7:21 PM ET↩ Katijaikatalt.tv.simpsons

"Katijaikat" wrote in message news:[email]...

Or sexy results.... if you think about it.

KatijaikatJul 24, 2001, 1:08 AM ET↩ The Rackalt.tv.simpsons

Something said... not good...

DJ MaNiAkJul 24, 2001, 8:11 PM ET↩ Katijaikatalt.tv.simpsons

Well, sideways isn't much safer, unless you like hot shells being discharged in your face.

DJ MaNiAk

Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me

The Four Horsemen: Kicking the shit out of people with baseball bats and tire irons in parking lots since 1985.

The RackJul 24, 2001, 8:14 PM ET↩ DJ MaNiAkalt.tv.simpsons

"DJ MaNiAk" wrote in message news:[email]...

backwards

discharged in

Homer: Yeah, Marge. Let's do that. The hot-shell-in-the-face thing! The suffocation thing!

Jeremy BleichmanJul 24, 2001, 9:42 AM ET↩ The Rackalt.tv.simpsons

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Sydney AssbasketJul 24, 2001, 10:45 PM ET↩ That Guyalt.tv.simpsons

LISA: Enjoy Bob Saget!
CHIEF: No, you have it wrong, it's Bob Seger!
<looks at ticket>
Aww crap!
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Audrey TylerJul 21, 2001, 9:22 PM ET↩ markdalt.tv.simpsons

Homer: You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops! Chief Wiggum: [suddenly afraid] They are? Oh, no! Have they set a date?

BenJul 22, 2001, 1:42 PM ET↩ markdalt.tv.simpsons

'Bake 'em away toys' is a classic too

TheAbmanJul 23, 2001, 12:22 PM ET↩ Benalt.tv.simpsons

There's many, many good lines, but one that just came to mind was:

"Well I hope you're happy Marge. Those prisoners were just 2 days away from complete rehabilitation!"

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