Alt Tv Rewind

KerryDownNov 8, 2002, 6:18 PM ET

Screaming Monkey Research

TotenkopfNov 8, 2002, 7:12 PM ET↩ KerryDown

Outside the Church of Springfield: Every Sunday is Super Sunday

Outside Pro Player Stadium at the Super Bowl: Take a Leak with NFL Greats

Bloodbath and Beyond

~Totenkopf~

Mike IGCNov 8, 2002, 10:58 PM ET↩ Totenkopf

No shoes, no shirt, no salvation

"Totenkopf" wrote in message news:[email]...

Jeff EvansNov 8, 2002, 11:18 PM ET↩ Mike IGC

"Mike IGC" wrote in message news:aqi1e3$edh$[email]...

"We put the "fun" in "fundamentalism"!"

BrianNov 9, 2002, 12:45 PM ET↩ Jeff Evans

"Jeff Evans" wrote in message news:6_%y9.13635$[email]...

It was actually "We put the 'fun' in fundamentalist dogma."

Other favorites -

The Frying Dutchman Burns' Construction Co. - "Building a better tomorrow, for him" At the Springfield dog track - "Think of them as little horses"

Then there were Homer's suggestions for the name of Moe's family restaurant...

"Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker" "Chairman Moe's House Of Wok"

Moe, of course, went with "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag"...

-B.

David McClearyNov 9, 2002, 1:55 AM ET↩ KerryDown

Stoner's Pot Palace

"That is blatant false advertising!"

Jason HoehnNov 9, 2002, 3:53 AM ET↩ KerryDown

"KerryDown" wrote in message news:oDXy9.23990$[email]...

Sneed's Feed and Seed,... (Formerly Chuck's....)

Very subtle, but really damned funny. Then again, maybe that's why it's so damned funny, ya know...

WavkingNov 9, 2002, 7:55 AM ET↩ Jason Hoehn

Aaron HirshbergNov 9, 2002, 11:24 AM ET↩ Jason Hoehn

Wrong, wrong, and WRONG.

Springfield Heights Institute of Technology

Apu's Alma Mater

Space

Mark WildenNov 9, 2002, 11:57 AM ET↩ Jason Hoehn

"Jason Hï¿½hn ï¿½" wrote in message news:t24z9.710658$[email]...

I don't get it. :(

Mark WildenNov 9, 2002, 12:29 PM ET↩ Mark Wilden

"Mark Wilden" wrote in message news:[email]...

OK, now I get it. :) Definitely a freeze-frame joke, though.

Mike IGCNov 10, 2002, 4:41 PM ET↩ Mark Wilden

"Mark Wilden" wrote in message news:[email]...

Doggonit, I'm missing it. Please help! --Mike

Mark WildenNov 10, 2002, 5:05 PM ET↩ Mike IGC

"Mike IGC" wrote in message news:aqmjq0$e3a$[email]...

Well, you know how "Sneed" rhymes with "Feed" and "Seed"? Before, it was "Chuck" rhyming with...

WavkingNov 10, 2002, 6:34 PM ET↩ Mike IGC

Oh for Glavin out loud.

Sneed's Feed and Seed,... (Formerly Chuck's Fuck and Suck)

Jason HoehnNov 10, 2002, 9:37 PM ET↩ Wavking

"Wavking" wrote in message news:[email]...

*L*,... Hittin' 'em over the head with a two by four eh?... well, at least people will get it now,...

ExatronNov 15, 2002, 10:31 PM ET↩ Jason Hoehn

Jason Hï¿½hn ï¿½ wrote:

Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical two-by-four without ever knocking you down.

WavkingNov 9, 2002, 7:56 AM ET↩ KerryDown

on the hospital, when Hollywood comes to town:

Our extra patients make patient extras

JamieNov 9, 2002, 8:14 AM ET↩ KerryDown

GOOD GUY AWARDS

"POINTLESS" - NY TIMES

Punkass CrabNov 9, 2002, 8:55 PM ET↩ KerryDown

"KerryDown" wrote in message news:oDXy9.23990$[email]...

Morningwood Penitentiary -- A nice alternative to the soap-dropping jokes

Get Eurass Back to Eurasia -- Moe's message to foreigners

Dick Cavett Born -- Minor headline in old newspaper

The Buzzing Sign Diner -- Similar to the screaming monkey

--Punkass Crab

haedeschNov 10, 2002, 12:59 PM ET↩ KerryDown

On Fri, 08 Nov 2002 23:18:44 GMT, "KerryDown" wrote:

Mayor of Springfield - Corruptus in Extremus

Mike IGCNov 10, 2002, 4:40 PM ET↩ haedesch

"haedesch" wrote in message news:[email]...

Great one.

I also like the sign on the train that Burns was on: "Private Car" followed by "You (circled with a line through it)". I made one of these signs and periodically hang it on my office door - it works! --Mike

Andrew BullNov 10, 2002, 1:28 PM ET↩ KerryDown

Newspaper headlines in "Dog of Death":

LOTTERY DRAWING TODAY President, Rock Star To Swap Wives

In "Homer the Vigilante"

MAN MARRIES WOMAN IN WEDDING CEREMONY

ingweNov 11, 2002, 12:57 PM ET↩ KerryDown

"KerryDown" wrote in message news:oDXy9.23990$[email]...

Hairy Shears

Chris®Nov 11, 2002, 1:43 PM ET↩ KerryDown

"Dirty Hoe Seeds", Weekend & Burnsies

"Today, Candy Convention. Tomorrow: Candy-Shaped Rat Poison Convention", Homer: Bad Man

"The Ayn Rand School for Tots", A Streetcar Named Marge

"Monstro Mart: Where we make shopping a baffling ordeal", Homer & Apu

Then there are the funny resturaunts:

The Texas Cheescake depository Ugli Pate La Belle

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson

Albert PikeNov 12, 2002, 12:55 AM ET↩ Chris®

Screaming Monkey Medical Reasearch Laboratories

-from "Crayon in the brain"

KerryDownNov 12, 2002, 1:41 PM ET↩ Albert Pike

That's a good idea, except that's the one I mentioned THAT STARTED THE DAMN THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Benjamin RobinsonNov 17, 2002, 12:47 AM ET↩ Chris®

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: Best funny sign or store/company/institute name" thread, =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Chris=AE?= wrote:

According to the capsule, this is actually:

 COMMUNITY CENTER
     Welcome
 Candy Convention
     Room 1!
      Also
  Candy-Shaped
   Rat Poison
   Convention
    Room 11

I only mention this because the Room 1!/11 bit is my favorite part of that sign.

Yeah, I like that one. I also liked "SHï¿½P," the Danish Superstore from "Lisa the Beauty Queen (9F02)."

davidNov 15, 2002, 3:12 AM ET↩ KerryDown

In article ,

I Can't Believe it's a Law Firm!

otherwise known as HippiChk79Nov 15, 2002, 1:00 PM ET↩ david

Has anyone mentioned: Sneed's Feed N Seed (Formerly Chuck's) from the Tomacco episode? KyleIke13~ The chick obsessed with Matt Stone =) <A HREF="http://www.treehugginhippiecrap.com">Tree Huggin' Hippie Crap!</A> "The madness...THE MADNESS!"

Mark WildenNov 15, 2002, 1:46 PM ET↩ otherwise known as HippiChk79

"otherwise known as HippiChk79" wrote in message news:[email]...

Mentioned _and_ explained. :)

otherwise known as HippiChk79Nov 16, 2002, 11:41 AM ET↩ Mark Wilden

Ah must've missed it. I remember seeing that the first time and my jaw hit the floor. Unfortunately had to explain it to everyone I mentiond it to until they got it =T KyleIke13~ The chick obsessed with Matt Stone =) <A HREF="http://www.treehugginhippiecrap.com">Tree Huggin' Hippie Crap!</A> "The madness...THE MADNESS!"

KerryDownNov 15, 2002, 3:22 PM ET↩ david

The International Brotherhood of Nuclear Workers, Pastry Chefs and Jazz Dancers

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