Lunch Lady Doris

Feb 17, 2004, 7:40 PM ET9 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Riddleralt.tv.simpsons

I was watching the episode "Sweet Seymour's Badass Song" tonight and when Lunch Lady Doris is next to a big drum of testicles she says "More testicles mean more iron!" I could have sworn that I once heard her say "More testicles mean more flavor!" Did they change the quote? Or did my ears betray me? Did anyone here ever her mention testicles and flavor?

DavidRiddleralt.tv.simpsons

On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 00:40:51 GMT, Riddler wrote:

I remember "more iron" but I think in a different episode there was a quote that went "more newspapers mean more flavor." Or was it "more dogs mean more flavor"? Or both. Okay so I'm no help.

RockboyDavidalt.tv.simpsons

David wrote:

"I don't care what you say, I can taste the newspaper."

Rockboy You are an important part of the computer
Aaron HirshbergDavidalt.tv.simpsons

[email] (David) wrote in message news:...

Wrong. According to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3G01, the last word on everything in the known universe (except how many supermodels I have had sex with):

% Moe draws back and offers him a real new brand: "Red Tick Beer."

Homer: Hmm... Bold, refreshing, and something I can't quite put my
       finger on.
        [at the Red Tick Beer brewery, dogs are swimming in the tank]
  Man: [takes a sip]  Hmm... Needs more dog.
-- Homer tries Red Tick Beer, "The Springfield Files"

I bring you love! I just saw this episode in syndication two weeks ago.

BTW, it was "more iron". And another BTW, if the lady who worked in the lunch room at your school didn't look and act like Lunch Lady Doris, then what planet did you grow up on? The cafeteria at the Bancroft School in Worcester, Massachusetts, back in the 1960s, was a continuous casting call for Lunch Lady Doris look-a-likes.

Space Mvsevm

"Riddler" wrote in message news:[email]...

I always thought it was iron... but hey, if you want to hear Lunchlady Doris talk about flavorful testicles, you go ahead and think she's saying that ;)

"Mr. Costington" wrote in message news:c0ujh8$gj9$[email]...

Doris

;)

She can taste mine anytime. Woo-hoo!

On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 00:40:51 +0000, Riddler wrote:

I don't know but the gym mats have very little meat in them.

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Alan HamiltonRiddleralt.tv.simpsons

On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 00:40:51 GMT, Riddler wrote:

Nope, it's always been the "iron" line.

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