DYN About Luther Burbank

Luther Burbank was a famous botanist. He was one of the pioneers in the science of grafting different species of plants together to create a new species of plant.

One of his most famous new species was overlooked until it was mentioned on the Simpsons a few years back. You know what I am talking about. Sure you do. The NEGLECTARINO! This is a cross between a nectarine (which is a cross between an apricot and a tangerine, I believe), and a maraschino cherry!

"SHUT YOUR HOLE, FLANDERS!"

Among the books on Flanders' bookshelf is the "Hebrew National Bible", and "Who Begat Whom".

Aaron Hirshberg

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As in the hot dogs?

Brandon

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Absolutely as in the hot dogs! And Hebrew National hot dogs are kosher. They have to answer to a higher authority (a bright light shines through a hole in the clouds, I hope you've seen their ad on TV). They are not made from shoe leather, raccoons, and squirrels, as were the hot dogs in the episode about Lisa becoming a vegetarian.

Aaron Hirshberg