I've heard there's a job opening up at the science factory.
Job Opportunity
Jan 18, 2006, 9:54 PM ET15 posts by 7 posters
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"Walter Traprock" wrote
Note: All applicants must be fully qualified scienticians.
Paul
"Walter Traprock"
Yeah, so?
Sure that wasn't the Spirograph factory?
XINO
No, it was the Play-Doh factory!
Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm
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Myself, I'd like to be a big wheel down at the cracker factory.
According to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F11.html, the box factory is the best!
Did you know that many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years: textiles, other boxes, even children's candy. Even other boxes! Of course, the box factory in Springfield did not do the final assembly of the boxes. That was done in Flint, Michigan (Michael Moore's hometown). And, no workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery. No severed hands crawling around, no popped eyeballs. I'm not sure what kind of factory I'm thinking of.
The dialogue is so funny, I will just post the rest of it here. Please refer to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F11.html for all the rest of your box factory related humor!
Guide: This room is the most popular part of our tour. Milhouse: It's just like the other rooms. Guide: Yes, but with one important difference: [looks over] Oh, they took that out. Yes, it is just like the other rooms. Milhouse: [pointing out the window] What's that building over there? Guide: That's just a TV studio where they film Krusty the Klown and other non-box-related programs. Since it has nothing to do with boxes, I'll just shut these blinds.
Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm
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Aaron, you don't want to be some shmoe working in a box factory...
DAN CASTELLENETA WAS DOING THE POPULAR "WALLY-BALOO" VOICE AS THE BOX EXPERT. OLD PEOPLE KNOW BOB AND RAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, and we know Bob and Ray, too. Bob Elliot and Ray Goulding. And Chris Elliot, who is Bob's son.
Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm
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So is Elliot Gould the offspring of Bob & Ray's coupling? If so, this whole gay marriage thing could really take off!
Sadly, Chris got the baldness gene from his dad instead of the humor gene.
Goulding, Gould. Someone try to think up a good "Gelding" joke to put in here.
Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm
Paper-goods concern?????????????
Number 1!!! 100 Percent! Lucky best paper products!
Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm
"R Flowers" wrote
Really apply yourself and eventually you get a third wall for your cubicle..
Paul