Found a new DVD Easter Egg!!!

I found out that if you drop your pants in front of the TV, pull out your cock, and start wanking it off... all of a sudden, after a few minutes, the screen turns all white!!!

And it's doesn't just work with a particular disc or episode. I tried it with all 4 discs and all 24 episodes, and the screen kept turning white, time after time after time after time. Sometimes the screen wasn't all white, it just had some flashes of white.

All in all, I recommend you fucking queer-assed wankers to try it out. Drop your spandex pants, pull out your peanut dicks, and start jerking it off to the tune of Flaming Moe's song... YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FAGS!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS NG IS FULL OF STUPID PATHETIC ASS-BANDITS!!! YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS!!! GET A LIFE, FUCKWITS!!! YOU ALL NEED TO GET A FUCKING LIFE, YOU LITTLE GEEKY FUCKTARDS!!!

YOU WILL ALL SUCK MY 46538973654789654789654789654789978654367784-INCH DIAMETER, 543987654789654378965496547890654-INCH LONG SUPER POWERFUL CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORIOUS COCK!!! BEND OVER, GAYLORDS, I'LL BE RAMMING MY HUGE HAIRY BONER UP YOUR BUMHOLES LIKE A MAD BULL!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Love,

Ryan

That's either a small TV screen, or....hell, I don't want to think of the other possibility.

evan

Have you tried decaf?

Who is calling who 'gay' here?

Ryan? ...Ryan Scholes from Pifton, Mass.?

Boy it's been a long time...

Not two days has passed since I'd reflected on the night of romance we shared on that brisk Autumn dawn.

Your glistening sweat beading down the forest that is my chest...the embracing, the electrifying passion...oh, I can still smell that Cleveland steamer...

I see that you still have your ironic wit and penchant for appropriate, classy phrasing...

Till next time, my hero in leatard...

P.S.Oh, and...the Easter Egg he speaks of...I can vouch that it does work. It's a little more work than usual for an Easter egg, but 10x more rewarding.

I've found the same is true with your mom.