Abe Simpson military history...

Feb 14, 2005, 6:35 PM ET8 posts by 7 posters

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Chris FewerFeb 14, 2005, 6:35 PM ET

Anyone have a breakdown of Abe Simpson's military career?

Of the top of my head...

Sgt. in the Flying Hellfish
Deck hand on PT109
Watch Commander at Pearl Harbour
Responsible for clearing mines (Combat engineer?)
Officer in World War 1

Aaron HirshbergFeb 15, 2005, 10:04 AM ET↩ Chris Fewer

Dated Adolf Hitler during WWII.

Aaron Space Museum

Walt WhitmanFeb 15, 2005, 5:06 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

Didn't acctually date him. Just roade out the war as a woman.... and even that's sketchy. "Grandpa is that true?" "Well most of it. I did wear a dress for a period in the forties. Oh they had designers then!"

m1t0s1sFeb 16, 2005, 3:06 AM ET↩ Walt Whitman

On Tue, 15 Feb 2005 17:06:47 -0500, "Walt Whitman" wrote:

Peter: Just like you never dodged the draft? Lois: Peter, I'm a woman! Peter: Sure you are, _now_.

GymdandyFeb 18, 2005, 2:30 AM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

Das ist nicht eine boobie

SparkyFeb 18, 2005, 3:12 AM ET↩ Gymdandy

[email] wrote:

Das ist ein schnizlbank.

*Ninja*Feb 18, 2005, 6:35 PM ET↩ Gymdandy

wrote in message news:[email]...

<Gasp> Is dat eine "Tension and Spark" ?!!!

Aaron HirshbergFeb 16, 2005, 9:48 AM ET↩ Chris Fewer

As soon as I finish reading the sugar packets I will update you on this.

Aaron Space Museum