Homer Simpson for U.S. President!

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Crazy. :)

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Homer and GW have both made it as far in life as an illiterate, incompetent, white male from his respective socio-economic class can go.

Homer (plutonium), and GW (President) can both destroy the planet if they make mistakes at their respective jobs.

They both have bosses who are crotchedy old fools. Burns and GHW.

Space Mvsevm

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote

incompetent, white male from his respective socio-economic class can go.

make mistakes at their respective jobs.

They have both faced formidable opponents in elections. GWB and John Kerry, Homer and the inanimate carbon rod... (And look which won that fight!)

Paul

"Paul Bartram" <p.bartram AT OR NEAR optusnet.com> wrote in message news:4180999e$0$21990$[email]...

The inanimate carbon rod was pretty good at doing its job

Now Fox has also issued a press release on Homer's campaign:

Homer Simpson in 2004! Everyman Homer Simpson would be the ideal candidate for President of the United States, it was reported today by local Springfield news anchor Kent Brockman. Simpson detailed his would-be platform after downing several cans of Duff beer at his favorite watering hole, Moe's Tavern. Simpson has yet to name his running mate, but it is rumored to be either Barney, Moe, Lenny or Carl. It is unlikely Homer would choose Krusty the Clown, given Krusty's failed bid for the presidency in 1992. Vowing to make a change, Simpson revealed the following campaign platform:

HOMER SIMPSON'S CAMPAIGN PLATFORM

-A friend to one, a friend to all. (Except Flanders.)

-There is nothing to fear except fear itself. Oh... and fear of the voices... the constant voices telling me to do things... bad things.

-I promise there will be fewer nuclear disasters with me as your President than with me as your nuclear safety inspector.

-I will fill the pot holes, help the pot heads and eat the pot pies.

-I will put a man on Mars within the decade. That man will be Flanders. And he will not return.

-No big government, just big waist sizes.

-Children are the future. That's why they must be stopped today.

-I will make the trains run on time. On second thought, coal might be better. I will make the trains run on coal.

-I will legalize the hunting of sisters-in-law.

-Repeal all taxes... make Sweden pay for everything.

Homer and the rest of THE SIMPSONS are back for an epic 16th season beginning with all-new episodes Sunday, Nov. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

THE SIMPSONS is a Gracie Films Production in association with 20th Century Fox Television. James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and Al Jean are the executive producers. Film Roman is the animation house.

This and a promo image at http://www.snpp.com/news/pr10_28_04.html

-Jouni

I thought Homer's slogan would be the same as the Democratic party: "Can't someone else do it?"

Oh wait, the DNC is "can't someone else pay for it?"

I thought that was the RNC's motto, what with the war on Iraq at the same time as the tax breaks.

Jouni Paakkinen wrote in message news:...

A friend to everyman, but not Otto Mann.

Like setting fires?

At my house we call them "uh-ohs".

But Main Street will still be cracked and broken.

No more stink lines coming out of people's butts, either!

Children, children, future, future, ...

What about donuts? There's nothing that they can't do!

Space Mvsevm

[email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote in message news:...

And Bart can be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court!