Why do you paranoid fundamentalists believe all of these obviously ridiculous posts that make their way thru the e-zone? Weekly you have a new quest to save America from: Homos, Jews, aliens, Catholics, Mormons, the Simpsons, or Disney World. Do you all drop acid on Sunday?
Seems that god or gods MADE the Homos, so he/she/they must have had a reason for them. Jesus never married, and hung around with a bunch of long-haired dudes wearing flowing robes. Hmmmm, maybe the name Jesus translates into Bruce.
Say, you might be very surprised when you reach the pearly gates and find them very tastefully decorated with lots of flowers, a throw pillow here and there, and a layering of flowing drapes. You just may be on the WRONG TEAM!!! Maybe instead throwing stones at everyone around you, you should look in the mirror and try to improve yourself.
In other words, mind your OWN business, try to make YOURSELF a BETTER HUMAN BEING, and quit bothering everyone. Goddamned Idiot.
This gentleman should fight Rob Wade in some sort of WWF steel cage death match type of event.
Sir, in this ng we are constantly fighting to repel attacks by one ROB WADE, the biggest butthead homophobic asshole troll on the internet. Feel free to join us. If you like the Simpsons.
Oh, Stephen, you sly Conservative Catholic who will not apologize, faulty philosophy rears its ugly e-mail. I did not say he (god) had a GOOD reason for them, nor you for that matter. But, are you implying that homosexual behavior is not "approved behavior"? Approved by whom, you genuflecting, wafer slurping Gentile? You? Your mommie? Your religion? Your god? Who cares about petty, hateful, slow-witted humans or gods?
Well, you need to tell all of the above that they are WRONG. Boy, you'd think a god would get it right, would'n'cha? But, then, he really screwed up that "catholic priest" fiasco didn't he? Here, let me bless you, child. Hop up on priesty's lap, little one. Looky, the spirit has risen!
"Conservative Catholic" seems rather redundant, anyway. Maybe your group OUGHT to do a little apologizin' for letting THAT one go on for so long, and then covering it up. But that's your business (evidently).
Now, Homersexualism seems to be much more loving and caring than, say, your average Baptist. They think they INVENTED christianity, therefore they get to interpret the bible THEIR way and make all the rules in the name of "Jaysussss". And THEY don’t “approve” virtually anything, including Rump Rangers. Homer was definitely homophobic, but he learned that homos are just like you and me (well, maybe not you). He then welcomed one o' them dirty butt-bumpers into his own house to break bread. Have YOU ever had the courage to do that? Homer also enjoyed a religion of leisure and opportunity. If you GOTTA do it, that is the ONLY way.
Down here in Dallas we have more fundamentalists than you can shake a dick at. Of course, anything they don't "approve" of they are trying to outlaw. Typical conservative bullshit. In fact, it has gotten so bad I am expecting them to break out in double-knit slacks and white belts and loafers again (that may be a good stock option to consider).
Anyways, Stephen, I truly believe in YOU. You CAN break away from the conservative catholics. You CAN learn to think in rational manner, rather than relying on platitudes, stereotypes, and ignorance. You CAN join the Homersexual movement!! It's even better than Scientology! I am the light and the Duff beer of your soul. I CAN save you AND your stifled brain. FALL down on your knees and say HOMER, and you shall be saved (for something). Please send me $10.00 for saving you.
XOXOX The Pope of Homersexualism
PS: I'm gonna need me a Semi-Holy Ghost and a Son o' god if we're gonna get this off the ground. Who will volunteer? Maybe that Wade guy??
PPS: If I have failed to insult any race, creed, or political affiliation give me a little time. Ye shall be included. Why do you read this crap?