Ned Farley's Profile

Jan 20, 2001, 12:16 PM ET4 posts by 3 posters
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Ned Farley
   Vital Info on Everyone's favorite Poster, Ned Farley
Ned Farley
Age-41
Height-6' 5
Occupation- Businessman
Maritual Status- Married to Pat; two children
TV shows- The Simpsons; Jackass; Whose Line is it Anyway
     -Ned Farley

Ned Flanders: Come on, you Gloomy Guses. Who's up for a big bowl of nonfat ice milk? Todd Flanders: I want wintergreen! Maude Flanders: Unflavored for me.

Bill McNealNed Farley

The REAL Scoop on Ned Farley:

Age- Somewhere between 15 and 22 Height- Around 5'6'' Occupation- Student Marital Status- None, although he secretley lusts after Maggie Roswell TV Shows- The Simpsons, The Maggie Roswell Show, I Love Maggie, Here's Maggie, The Maggie/Roswell Comedy Hour, Maggie!, The Maggie Bunch, M*A*G*G*I*E, I Married Maggie, Maggie's Roswell, Star Trek: The Next Maggieration, (Maggie) Roswell, Dark Maggie, Maggie Peaks, Maggie the Vampire Roswell, Roswellanne, and the list goes on... MAGGIE!

-An XPeeple Production- "Maybe if we close our eyes and say it's not real, it'll stab us to death." -Xander Harris "Without my constant supervision, the real world goes to hell in a handbasket." -Bill McNeal

Ned FarleyBill McNeal

LoL I was 22 in 1981

I am 6' 5, if you need to know that or care -Ned Farley

Ned Flanders: Come on, you Gloomy Guses. Who's up for a big bowl of nonfat ice milk? Todd Flanders: I want wintergreen! Maude Flanders: Unflavored for me.

Internet KingNed Farley

Ned Farley wrote:

How does one get into such a lucrative profession as "businessman". I've heard good things about this "business" industry and would be interesting in subscribing to your newsletter. Sincerely, Little Girl