Fox News joke went on too long

Mar 10, 2003, 10:15 PM ET79 posts by 26 posters
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Gabagimpy

It was good for a few seconds but it just dragged on for WAY too long. It was like the writers were trying to push their political beliefs down our throats as opposed to making us laugh.

Poot RootbeerGabagimpy

"Fox News Channel has a conservative bias" is not a political belief.

-Poot

Mike CoddingtonPoot Rootbeer

EXACTLY! It's more of a fact. In fact, most of the news show hosts these days are conservatives. Whatever that means.

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Digital PuerMike Coddington

I agree. Have you ever seen Bill O'Reilly's Factor on Fox News? That guy has a deep-rooted problem. I think a bunch of democrat kids beat his ass in grade school, and now he's trying to get even.

natchDigital Puer

Digital Puer wrote in message news:...

Its so funny. I honestly saw a big ad in the tarin station today saying Fox News Fair and Balanced Reporting. I had to look twice.

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R. FlowersDigital Puer

"Digital Puer" wrote in message news:[email]...

Why would they do that? He's not black, not Jewish... Are you saying Democrats hate the Irish now?

Russell Flowers http://lightning.prohosting.com/~opus2/
Brian OR. Flowers

R. Flowers wrote:

Watch out Itchy, he's Irish!

Brian O
Chris®Poot Rootbeer

It's an opinion. Compared to CNN, it looks biased.

"France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France" - Mark Twain

R. FlowersChris®

"Chris�" wrote in message news:[email]...

What makes CNN the gold standard when it comes to bias?

Russell Flowers http://lightning.prohosting.com/~opus2/
R. FlowersR. Flowers

"Poot Rootbeer" wrote in message news:[email]...

But, does that make it "centrist?"

Russell Flowers http://lightning.prohosting.com/~opus2/
GabagimpyR. Flowers

"Poot Rootbeer" wrote in message news:[email]...

It USED to be the dominant cable news network.

OtterlandChris®

Fox News is conservative ONLY IN COMPARISON to the liberal-dominated media establishment you see at ABC, NBC, PBS, CNN, CBS, and so forth. You liberal bastards who consider anything even slightly to your right as extremist can just shut the fuck up.

Chris FewerOtterland

"Otterland" wrote in message news:[email]...

CNN is liberal????

Scott MunroGabagimpy

On Tue, 11 Mar 2003 03:15:31 GMT, "Gabagimpy" wrote:

I thought it was quite amusing.

They parody FNC rather than the far-more-biased CNN because FNC is relevant and influential, while CNN is merely ridiculous. How do you parody a joke?

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks nothing worth a war, is worse." -- J.S. Mill
GabagimpyScott Munro

"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...

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I was thinking the same thing.

GabagimpyDiogenes The Tramp

"Diogenes The Tramp" wrote in message news:DBfba.3889$[email]...

I've never seen someone who's been brainwashed by the Simpsons.

TomGabagimpy

Its funny because Fox can laugh at itself. They're pleasant to watch because they're interesting and can have some fun. I like fox news, but I thought the spoof was really funny. Like someone said, it was a total parody, but one that made for themselves. Are you telling me that if the heads of Newscorp couldn't cut that part of the show if they didn't like it? Lets not get too serious about this, it was good clean fun.

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GabagimpyTom

"Tom" wrote in message news:[email]...

I too thought it was funny, as I said. But I just think it went on too long (too much of a good thing syndrome). Just my opinion.

Chris FewerTom

"Tom" wrote in message news:[email]...

FOX does not laugh at itself... the Simpsons is subcontracted... FOX itself does not make the simpsons... it's simply reached a point where the Simpsons generates so much in viewers and revenue, that they have to accept the stuff that the creators throw at them...

Benjamin RobinsonTom

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: Fox News joke went on too long" thread, Tom wrote:

If rumor is truth, they can't. Fox supposedly asked the "Simpsons" producers to cut the number of swipes at the network and FNC. Bad move. The producers put in *more* FNC jokes as a result.

I liked "Jimmy Carter: Old, Wrinkly, Useless" myself.

Benjamin Robinson [email] This message may or may not contain sarcastic content; your burden to decide "Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end" -- Semisonic
Chris®Benjamin Robinson

Hehehe, it's funny cause it's true ....

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.

R. FlowersBenjamin Robinson

"Benjamin Robinson" wrote in message news:[email]...

Tom

When did they do that?

(Just asking, not provoking).

Russell Flowers http://lightning.prohosting.com/~opus2/
Benjamin RobinsonR. Flowers

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: Fox News joke went on too long" thread, R. Flowers wrote:

So far as I know (and remember, this is just something interesting that I heard), it was after the first draft was written. Apparently, these go to the network for their comments, and one of them was, "Hey, lay off FNC, eh?" The producers wisely thought otherwise.

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SNLScriptGabagimpy

Murdoch isn't just the Simpsons. He owns Fox, Fox News, New York Post, London Times, among many other things. Plus he's an ultra right-wing nut...which explains the obvious slant of Fox News. The slant is so great that they don't even make any secret of it. When you watch it's more than obvious. My Journalism professor talks about it constantly. The Simpsons make fun of the conservative nature of Fox and Fox news all the time, which is great. In short, a Murdoch stooge is anyone who thinks Fox News is unbiased at all. Also check out "Sideshow Bob Roberts" for some great Republican bashing.

Digital PuerSNLScript

You're not kidding, here in Los Angeles, one of the liberal centers of the world (especially with actors carrying on politically -- like Martin Sheen), the Fox affiliate has extremely right-wing newscasts.

Chris®Diogenes The Tramp

Scares ya, eh? Liberals not having a monopoly of broadcast news for once? Murdoch doesn't brainwash FNC viewers. He gives them what they already wanted.

"France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France" - Mark Twain

R. FlowersChris®

"Chris�" wrote in message news:[email]...

It never ceases to amaze me... The truth is, most network news is so biased toward the left that anything centrist looks right wing to most people. Fortunately, Fox News is slowly changing this worldview. Also, the Simpson's airs on what network...? Could it be... FOX?! (Church lady attitude). It's all part of the conspiracy, I tell ya!!

Russell Flowers http://lightning.prohosting.com/~opus2/
DogR. Flowers

"R. Flowers" wrote in

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Ah study after study of late says news leans more to the right than the left, although it square in the middle. See FAIR studies and studies by Harvard (or was Yale I can't never keep them straight). Really! I am not looking up links, but your "truth" is false.

To sum it up: Newpapsers are very right leaning (small town newspapers which over all get a lot of readership in total are VERY right). Cable news is more to the right than the network which is the middle.

Owners of the media (who control the editorial content) are more likely to be Republican and conservatives. Reporters more likely to be democrats and "liberal". In the end through the owners control more of what you read, see and hear than the reporters. The reporters can put a left slant on a story, but the story wasn't pick by them and often the content of the story is rooted in conservative values. Hence you may think it has a left slant, but regard what the story is about. As somebody commenting on this survey said: On PBS You have "Business Week" not "Worker's Week". Point is a left slant on the needs of business is still rooted in a conservative value system, while a left slant on the need of worker's right would be very leftist and that is nowhere found in the current mainstream media. Yet you do a right slants regarding business. Yet some how people think the media is bias to the left?!?!?

Read "Our Media" by Nichols/McCheskey (sp?) for good details.

TopesDog

"Manufacturing Consent <http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0375714499/qid=1047570120/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/104-6775008-1635103?v=glance&s=books&n=507846>" by Edward S. Herman and Noam Chomsky, as well...

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Larry BudDog

So your idea of non-biased is the "FAIR" organization? LOL!

Nonsense. Major stories all over the country are picked up right from the NY Times, a very liberal newpaper.

So it sounds like you're easily tricked by titles "Business Week", "FAIR".

You obviously don't read the NYT.

Read "Bias" by Bernard Goldberg, a LIBERAL spilling info from behind the scene.

Chris FewerScott Munro

"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...

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CNN and FNC are both terribly biased... ABC news is also awful... possibly the least biased news network is the BBC... other government funded networks like the CBC and the ABC [Australian Broadcasting Corperation] are good as well... they're like spiteful children with trust funds... the government has to give them money, no matter how much truth they tell....

Diogenes The TrampChris Fewer

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I assume you're not British?

The BBC is astonishingly biased and it's not government funded but paid for by the public via a mandatory tv licence fee.

Chris FewerDiogenes The Tramp

"Diogenes The Tramp" wrote in message news:lOIba.11643$[email]...

Canadian.

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It's a government mandated/collected fee, thus it's public funding, whether the public likes it or not. It's just direct taxation instead of indirect taxation.

And compare it to FOX News then?

Brian OChris Fewer

Chris Fewer wrote:

The BBC is as biased as NPR. If BBC reporting is what people on the left consider balanced, then it's no wonder that they have a problem with FNC.

On the other hand, I don't believe that balance is possible. The left is just having a tantrum over the fact that they no longer have a monopoly on network news.

Brian O
Chris FewerBrian O

"Brian O" wrote in message news:[email]...

The world outside a Republican's head is leftwing...

Brian OChris Fewer

Chris Fewer wrote:

Grow up. The automatic dismissal of conservative ideas merely because they're conservative is getting more difficult to do. Now you have to win arguments on the merits. Your fantasy concept of the oppostion isn't serving you, and fewer people are buying it.

Brian O
Chris FewerBrian O

"Brian O" wrote in message news:[email]...

serving

It has nothing to do with an auto-matic dismissal... the world *is* left-wing.

Brian OChris Fewer

Chris Fewer wrote:

Oh. Nevermind.

Brian O
LocutusGabagimpy

the Fox News anchor saying "and here's the Democrat candidate. (Candidate) "I have a name!" (Anchor) "I'm sure you do Camrade!"

I just about fell off the couch laughing at that shit!

GabagimpyGabagimpy

"Stan" wrote in message news:[email]...

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No. The crawls were funny. But the joke just when on too long, to the point where the writers were more concerned with saying "Look, Fox News is conservative! CNN rules!" As someone else said a CNN joke wouldn't be as funny because they're second place has-beens.

GabagimpyGabagimpy

"Stan" wrote in message news:[email]...

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I don't think the crawls go overboard. And I watch all 3 cable news networks. Maybe you should stick to Kidz Newz.

GabagimpyGabagimpy

"Stan" wrote in message news:[email]...

Can you read? I said I found both the Fox News joke, as well as the crawler bit within it to be funny. Talk about comprehension...

GabagimpyGabagimpy

So you're bitching that SH and BO disagree with the "facts" of their guest? If you don't like it watch an Al Jazeera talk show. (And that goes for all shows be it conservative, liberal, whatever).

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My "sensitivities" to Fox News? As I said earlier I watch and enjoy all 3 cable news networks. I could care less if Kent Brockman pissed on the Fox News logo. If you stopped "reading between the lines" you'd see that I was complaining about the LENGTH of the joke. It's political affiliation is irrelevant.

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I assumed you used the term "many" to imply yourself (either way it was a defense). I then gave my opinion on the subject. You have to give the semantics a break.

As I said in this post, I could care less if they ripped on Fox News. You're the one who's throwing these wild allegations.

"Twerp"? Ladies and gentleman, I give you your moron! F'ing dumbass.

GabagimpyGabagimpy

"rightfully so" did you not understand? And I see you >managed to tap dance around the issue without addressing your accusation that I was calling anyone who wasn't left wing an "idiot". Well, I'm >waiting.....

It seems that anyone who doesn't agree with you is an idiot. And have you ever listened to SH or BO's show? All they do is spout facts! Whether you agree with them or not is one thing, but you can't complain that they don't give TOO much information. I've heard both hosts address problems all the time. As for the left wing idiot thing, I'll post my exact quote:

"So anybody who isn't left wing is an idiot?"

Notice that thing on the end of the sentence? It's called a QUESTION MARK!! I was asking a question (albeit a sarcastic one). When you finish 3rd grade grammer let me know.

Yes, CNN are second place has-beens but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy some of their programming. My vision isn't tunnelled like yours. And your feeble mind still doesn't get it. I love political jokes (in fact I love ALL kinds of jokes)...but when political jokes go on and on and on and then have a reappearance at the end of the show the writers have gone from "making a joke and expressing their opinion" to "making a joke and hammering their opinions into my brain". Very unSimpson-like.

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You avoided addressing my insult by attacking my actual screen name. Talk about running out of steam.

And I notice that you chose not to counter about four of my replies to your stupidity posts. Not that I blame you.

Henry DavisGabagimpy

On Wed, 12 Mar 2003 23:13:43 GMT, "Gabagimpy" wrote:

i think stan is right, it looks like you dont eve read posts before you respond to them

i dont see where stan attack your screen name. like i said i dont think you even read posts here before you statr typing.

GabagimpyHenry Davis

We'll talk when you A) learn how to capitalize sentences and first names; and B) spell correctly ("dont should be "don't"; "statr" should be "start".)

Also, he said, "Yes, and his name is Gabagimpy". That's an indirect attack spoken (written of course) in a condescending manner. I think you should read posts before you reply.

Henry DavisGabagimpy

On Wed, 12 Mar 2003 23:44:33 GMT, "Gabagimpy" wrote:

ooo, a visit from the grammer police, guess i dont get to go to the grammer rodeo. your spelling and grammer isnt perfect either numbnuts. get a life, u luzer.

GabagimpyHenry Davis

"Henry Davis" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Get a life? You're the one who offered your 2 cents (even though they aren't worth half that) into a conversation that didn't concern you. Dumbass.

Henry DavisGabagimpy

On Thu, 13 Mar 2003 00:19:22 GMT, "Gabagimpy" wrote:

it's usenet, dimwit, i can post whatever, whenever i want. your idiotic posts do more to prove stan was right than his ever could. piss off moron, and get back on yur meds. and as you said to him you were getting bored anyways,why are *you* continuing this? i think you just lik eto argue.

GabagimpyGabagimpy

My "false insinuations" are replies to your accusations. And it appears that you've finally run out of comebacks for my responses. Funny you didn't complain when you thought you'd proven me wrong undeniably.

And where was I snipping? I put your entire posts onto my replies.

I'm glad your calling it quits because I was getting bored anyway. Later asscrank.

That GuyGabagimpy

"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:nxcba.79171$[email]...

Yeah, we all know Fox News is run by the fascists (aka "conservatives.") No need to cram it down our throats.

GabagimpyThat Guy

"That Guy" wrote in message news:kutba.62$[email]...

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So all conservatives are fascists? That's like saying all liberals are communists.

Chris FewerGabagimpy

"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:JRtba.124434$[email]...

The CBC is not run by communists. It may be run by liars, cheats, and communists, but it is *not* run by porn stars...

That GuyChris Fewer

"Chris Fewer" wrote in message news:b4md10$m2e$[email]...

Lol! Thank you for bring me back to the reason I'm here!

Chris FewerThat Guy

"That Guy" wrote in message news:LsIba.91$[email]...

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kaneGabagimpy

"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:...

No, all conservatives are not necassarily fascists, just morons.

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Conservatives ended the Cold War buddy.

That GuyGabagimpy

"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:ZZzba.126187$[email]...

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Caused it also.

Chris®That Guy

I like this. You acknowledge a truth by telling a lie. Fascinating.

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.

That GuyGabagimpy

"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:PfMba.4666$[email]...

There's no point. You watch and read the news, I watch and read the news. You see one thing, I see another. We both think we're unbiased and the other one has a distorted perspective. What's the sense in trying to convince each other to see what we see?

As someone who has been a liberal, and who has been a conservative, and is now neither, my perspective is that the conservatives, in the United States AND the Soviet Union, caused the cold war. If you disagree, that's cool. Opinions, yours as well as mine, are generally worth what you pay for them.

GabagimpyThat Guy

"That Guy" wrote in message news:SF1ca.125$[email]...

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Well said. I'll shake on that.

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"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:gY7ca.83$[email]...

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R. FlowersThat Guy

"That Guy" wrote in message news:5tIba.92$[email]...

You may have heard of a little 'country' called the Soviet Union. I think they had something to do with it, too.

Russell Flowers http://lightning.prohosting.com/~opus2/
R. FlowersGabagimpy

"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:ZZzba.126187$[email]...

Don't bother with "kane." It's obvious that his ignorance blinds him.

Russell Flowers http://lightning.prohosting.com/~opus2/
John HarlowGabagimpy

Which was their pitiful downfall. I so enjoyed Cold War buddies.

Larry Budkane

So much for liberal sensitivities.

That GuyGabagimpy

"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:JRtba.124434$[email]...

I'm not saying all conservatives are fascists. Many people who consider themselves conservatives are simply mindless, brainwashed sheep who crave focus for their anger and thereby cling to people or groups who express it best. The real fascists are the conservatives in power.

As far as liberals, not all of them are communists. Many are mindless, brainwashed sheep who want to make the world a better place but their misplaced ideals simply empower the "liberal" politicians, who are the real communists.

But these are simply my opinions and worth what you paid for them.

Roythe13thGabagimpy

"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:...

I thought this was one of the funniest things on The Simpson's in a long time, and I have thought the show has been very funny this season.

The joke was apart of the news ticker most news networks have. How can you say it went on too long? It is a news ticker. It couldn't have just stopped after a few comments. Those tickers are running all the way through the broadcast. It would not have been so funny if it was short. It had to run the entire time the news broadcast was being shown. It was all part of the joke. It was a kind of joke that I find the funniest on The Simpson's: Sublte, yet hilarious.

Also, since Fox News Channel is very conservative, it was even funnier. I don't think it was the writers pushing their political beliefs. The Simpson's have always made fun of both liberals and conservatives. This joke just happened to make fun of conservatives and Fox News Channel. And in a very amusing way, I must add.

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That GuyRoythe13th

"Roythe13th" wrote in message news:[email]...

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I enjoyed the gag also, but dude, you need to look up the meaning of the word "subtle".

Roythe13thThat Guy

"That Guy" wrote in message news:...

I do know the meaning of the word "subtle", DUDE, thank you. Sorry I didn't spell check. I didn't know I was being graded.

What I meant by the joke being subtle is that it wasn't a joke that hit you over the head or drew attention to itself, like a sight gag. Although it was easily seen, it wasn't drawing attention to itself. There was dialogue going on while the ticker was going past. I am sure there are some people who were not even paying attention to it. They were listening for a joke or waiting until an action took place. That is how many people expect to find jokes. Since we are Simpson's fans, we are looking for things in the picture that is not the main focus. I don't think the ticker was the main focus, although it could be easily seen. I stand by my joke observation as it being "subtle". Maybe I should have said "subtle in it's execution, but hilarious".

R. FlowersRoythe13th

"Roythe13th" wrote in message news:[email]...

First, Fox News only seems conservative to you because CNN, ABC, NBC, etc ad nauseum are so far to the left - anything remotely centered seems tilted. Second, Fox News' graphics and 'info boxes' drive me CRAZY too! Third, I think the Simpson's used to be fair minded in their political jabs, but for the last few seasons they have come down HARD on conservatives and Republicans. I mean, Republicans have meetings in Dracula's castle and read the Necronomicon? (Yes, I can appreciate irony on many different levels, such as: this is what ignorant people THINK of Republicans, and we're making fun of that. However, after so many jabs, I don't get that impression.)

Full disclosure - I'm a Republican :)

Russell Flowers http://lightning.prohosting.com/~opus2/
GabagimpyR. Flowers

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You speak the truth R. Flowers. And I too am a Republican.

Scott MunroR. Flowers

On Thu, 13 Mar 2003 02:03:33 GMT, "R. Flowers" wrote:

Actually, Fox News Channel clearly has a conservative sensibility. Personally, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. "Journalistic objectivity" is one of the biggest lies foisted upon the American people by the blowdried ignoramuses who dominate "mainstream" journalism these days. "Journalistic objectivity" simply doesn't exist, and cannot ever exist.

Fairness, on the other hand, is attainable, and I think Fox News does a much better job of being fair than CNN and other major news organizations do. The people at Fox recognize their own biases, while CNN, etc., having convinced themselves that they're "objective," are therefore convinced that whatever they believe must be the objective truth. If the media would admit, at least to themselves, that they are liberal, they'd do a much better job presenting the news.

They also overuse their "Fox News Alerts" and spend too much time promoing Fox broadcast shows in the guise of news.

Oh, and they employ that egotistical sack o' crap Geraldo Rivera.

I hate him SO MUCH!

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks nothing worth a war, is worse." -- J.S. Mill
R. FlowersScott Munro

"Scott Munro" wrote in message

Right. "Alert" implies breaking news.

Russell Flowers http://lightning.prohosting.com/~opus2/ > Oh, and they employ that egotistical sack o' crap Geraldo Rivera. >
Aaron HirshbergGabagimpy

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92 % of Democrats are gay! Creeping news feed up 37%!

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