Lisa's homework

May 7, 2005, 12:36 PM ET24 posts by 9 posters
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Xino Kiner

Why would Lisa ask for help from Homer finding three words where Y is a vowel, and why would she be wasting her time with this homework in the first place?

Aaron HirshbergXino Kiner

The rhythm of your questions has made "Xino" into a pseudonym for obsessive compulsive. And I suppose you have an eponymously named web site?

Aaron Space Museum

Xino KinerFunky

"Funky"

Because I am a TRUE fan. A more detailed explanation is to follow tomorrow after I've gotten a little sleep.

XINO

FunkyXino Kiner

Like you could explain what a TRUE fan is. It would be like trying to argue what the best simpsons episode is.

Captain InfinityFunky

The Time Has Come, Funky said To Talk Of Many Things...

That's easy: Monorail.

** Captain Infinity

Andrew BullCaptain Infinity

"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

*Ninja*Captain Infinity

"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...

I hear those things are awfully loud....

Xino KinerFunky

"Funky"

Actually sir I think it would be easier to explain (describe) what a true fan is NOT.

BTW in my own opinion, true fans to not attempt to determine which episode is the BEST, rather they create a set of episodes which are favorites, perhaps appointing one as the most favorite. Then also they may compare the list with other true fans here at a.t.s or on other forums to determine a "group favorite" which may or may not be assigned the title best episode.

My opinion.

XINO

*Ninja*Xino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

So am I, but I don't burden myself with such pettiness.

Xino KinerFunky

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Normally inconsistencies do not bother me at all, we commonly see characters voices change, histories change, ages change etc.

But since the very first episode up to tonight's new episodes Lisa is always depicted as extremely intelligent. She is a major character, and her intelligence is an integral part of her character. Okay there's some episodes where it is suggested she's not for the sake of the plot of the entire storyline.

But to change her character just for five or ten seconds I think is deserving of mention here, especially since this change is totally unnecessary, they could have used other means to demonstrate that Homer's parenting skills were not needed.

Why make Lisa so stupid just for a few seconds that she may suggest that she need help to find three words where "y" is a vowel? In my opinion, this is far worse than having characters' voices change or showing inconsistent histories in flashback scenes.

XINO

WeezelXino Kiner

On Sun, 8 May 2005 23:59:31 -0500, "Xino Kiner" wrote:

Comic Book Guy? Is that you? Is Xino Kiner really Comic Book Guy?

weezel

Xino KinerWeezel

episode

Excuse me sir, but Comic Book Guy (CBG) is a cartoon character.

I am live.

*Ninja*Xino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

Coast to coast?

Benjamin RobinsonXino Kiner

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Lisa's homework" thread, Xino Kiner wrote:

She asks because Homer came by and specifically asked if he could help with her homework. This is important -- it is *Homer's* idea to help with Lisa's homework, not Lisa's.

(For those of you who aren't true fans like Xino here, the scene in question comes from "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder (BABF02).")

Uh, because it's assigned homework? If students could skip lessons they thought were a waste of time, teachers would have a lot less stuff to grade.

Benjamin Robinson [email] This message may or may not contain sarcastic content; your burden to decide "I'm naked, clueless, and f-e-e-e-ling good!" -- Ratbert
Xino KinerBenjamin Robinson

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grade.

Well yes of course I agree with what you've said, but surely, Mr. Robinson, someone with your devotion to The Simpsons and a.t.s would see a problem with having Lisa doing this sort of piddly work for just five seconds of air time, and then during rest of the entire series she's a genius. Especially in light of that there are *so many* other ways in which Homer's desire to be a good parent could have been expressed.

XINO

*Ninja*Xino Kiner

"Sir Oink Ride" wrote in message news:[email]...

Stop calling people "Mr." and "Sir" What are you 65 years old? Or do you just think it makes you sound more academic?

"I told you, I don't like being called Isidro. Discontinue this immediately."

Can't you see he is serious?

I told you, I'm not Xino. I'm Lucy Lawless!

 OINX
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Xino Kiner*Ninja*

WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL PEOPLE, WILSON?

Farting orangutans maybe? Don't be jealous because other people have manners and you don't.

XINO

*Ninja*Xino Kiner

"Sir Oink Ride" wrote in message news:[email]...

Just a crazy thought.....HOW ABOUT THEIR NAMES???

Why on earth would I be jealous of you? Don't blame your pretentiousness on "having manners".

 OINX
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Xino Kiner*Ninja*

WELL FRIGGIN' A! WHAT THE HELL ARE "Mr. Wilson", "Mr. Robinson" and Mr. Hirshberg" IF THEY AREN'T NAMES??? Honestly, Wilson, I really can't believe how stupid some people are.

ROFLMAO

As angry as I am right now, I really have to admit though that that's a cute pig. But don't call me OINX.

*Ninja*Xino Kiner

"Sir Oink Ride" [email] wrote in message news:[email]...

Friggin' A?

What's wrong with Mark, Benjamin, Aaron & Isidro? What's wrong with just plain old "Wilson" (which I note you call me, and I'm fine with it). Why add "Sir" or "Mr."? It's pretentious.

You've noticed too huh?

ditto :-D

I'm glad you like him, Sir Oink Ride :-) OINX is simply an anagram of XINO - it's just a coincidence that Sir Oink Ride happens to be an anagram of Isidro Kiner, which provides me with 2 pig references.

Benjamin RobinsonXino Kiner

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: Lisa's homework" thread, Xino Kiner wrote:

To each his own, I suppose. I thought it was funny that Homer couldn't help his daughter with such an "easy" assignment. If she had said something like, "I need your help solving the traveling salesman problem" (a knotty problem in computer science), it wouldn't have had the same impact.

Benjamin Robinson [email] This message may or may not contain sarcastic content; your burden to decide "I'm naked, clueless, and f-e-e-e-ling good!" -- Ratbert
*Ninja*Xino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

Well why she would ask Homer is anyone's guess really....

Same reason you post such threads. She's anal.

Phil*Ninja*

"*Ninja*" wrote in news:nwHge.726 $[email]:

Dopey yank terminology