curtains like Marge's

Has anyone ever located fabric like the curtains hanging in the Simpsons kitchen, corncobs on a solid background??

Would be a fun gift to make some curtains with material like that....

that would rock

you could make money off that, ans just say it looks like the simpsons, just like those classy knockoff colognes.

i will call them the flaming moes, that's right, i'm jay and i invented it, it's called the flaming moes

or make a tv case like theirs.... that way you could imagine you're a simpson while you're watching the simpsons

Barb Grajewski wrote in message news:[email]...

coitans...

it's "curtains" you fool!

coitus drapes

(note phallic carrot shapes)

it's corn

--Lurky McLurkerson

corn or carrots .... you slip and sit on either one and you're fucked

by the way this a subject of debate not fact, just like how much the grocery store charges for maggie each week

or leroy charges for yo mama

THRILLHO wrote in message news:[email]...

i repeat, it's corn.

--Lurky McLurkerson

it would be either way after you sit on it

phallic carrots

mmmmm.........phallic carrots

--Lurky McLurkerson

He is saying it with a Brooklyn/Bronx accent. Such as:

"It's coitans for you, Rocky. Ya Understand? Coitans!!

"No, Muggsy, I'm you're pal!"

oh yes i didnt figure that one out Markc65 wrote in message news:[email]...