Homer Simpson thought this was the title of the movie 'Speed' are there any more movies that would benefit from a title change a la Homer ?
The bus that could't slow down
May 28, 2004, 5:14 AM ET37 posts by 17 posters
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Oy! Listen to Neil Coward's latest shpiel!
I'm sure he couldn't do worse than "Attack of the Clones".
"Neil Coward" wrote:
Billy and the Cloneasaurus?
-- Don
"Neil Coward" wrote in message news:c96vuj$jo2$[email]...
Homer
Blast from the Past = the dork from the bomb shelter Van Helsing = Just another vampire movie Scent of a Woman = Blind man does the Tango Billy Madison = dumbass goes back to school Gigli = waste of film Bounce = waste of time Forces of Nature = waste of money Pearl Harbor = waste of film, time, and money alternate for Pearl Harbor = Pilots Story: a sappy romance gone bad Daredevil = comic book joke Chasing Amy = The dyke with a squeaky voice School Ties = The Quarterback's a Jew
Rule of thumb I like to live by. Don't ever waste money on a movie with Sandra Bullock, Ben Affleck, or Brendan Fraser... if curious about a movie they're in, wait until it's on the movie channel or just don't bother.
"Kelly" wrote in message news:[email]...
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I concur that they're good movies. I didn't like dogma, but I see it's good, just not my fortay... it wasn't funny to me; and i wouldn't go so far as saying affleck was good.
I'd also say Sir Ian McKellen carried gods and monsters, but I need to see that again, been awhile.
I've seen brendan's potential. I thought he was pretty good in school ties, but he's done so many dumb movies and many times he acts like such a dumbass. He needs to do more drama and less bullshit. but based on what he's done so far, I won't go out of my way to pay for squat he's in unless he's just a role model in a bigger movie with a superior cast, thus bigger reasons to see it than him.... or affleck.... or bullock.
neways.
ties,
brendan is very, very good in the quiet american.
JQM
toad wrote:
I thought they already covered that with "Look Who's Oinking!"
Howabout
Titanic = The big boat that hit the iceberg Rain Man = The guy with the retard brother Star Wars = Guys fighting in space Jaws = The shark that ruined our holiday Schindlers List = The guy who pretended to be bad Days of Thunder = I can go faster than you
"Neil Coward" wrote in message news:c96vuj$jo2$[email]...
Homer
Somebody claiming to be "Neil Coward" wrote in news:c99q6m$o90$[email]:
Hmmm.... I thought that was 12 Fast 12 Furious. :-)
Raymod was autistic, so (overlooking the slur) the title would not be correct.
Brad
"Brad Filippone" wrote in message news:ca3umr$3vk$[email]...
What a retarded thing to say.
"Neil Coward" wrote in message news:c96vuj$jo2$[email]...
Homer
Ernest Cuts the Cheese? Honey, I Hit a Schoolbus?
Spiderman: Some guy with a dorky mask swings around on a web
"Neil Coward" wrote in message news:...
That one about the Boys from Brazil who were all clones of Hitler. But the name escapes me.
Space Mvsevm
"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Homer
the name of it was the boys from brazil.
good movie, least I thought so.
As Foghorn Leghorn would say,
"You're too short, son. The fast ones go right over your head."
"toad" wrote in message news:_mSuc.18920$[email]...
I am short, but I have a baseball glove, long reach, and good hops, that one was just out of my reach.
actually thought you were just a naive fool who didn't know better and I was being nice.
"Algomeysa2" wrote in message news:Ml_uc.33570$[email]...
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"toad" wrote in message news:_mSuc.18920$[email]...
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
"That Guy" wrote in message news:[email]...
la
for a person who's obviously smarter than I, you'd think you could come up with a better joke than that garbage.
"toad" wrote in message news:...
This has degenerated into another one of those "who's being sarcastic and who isn't" type of arguments.
Space Mvsevm
"toad" wrote in message news:A66vc.23143$[email]...
Not really. Being smarter than you doesn't put me in the "average or above-average" category, it just means I'm at least slightly more intelligent than mud.
By the way, you broke my sarcasm detector.
"That Guy" wrote in message news:[email]...
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and beings how you know nothing about me, but felt compelled to interject after my overisight, I can assume you're an arrogant, judgemental prick?
but I guess that would make me one as well. Please note the subtle sarcasm, I don't mean to offend.
When it comes to understanding the underlying joke in this thread, though, you don't seem to have the right...what's that stuff?
[email] (Tieus Albert) wrote in message news:...
You have the right idea. Sarcarsm and dry humor rule in this ng. You are like that guy who had a beautiful mind. In that movie. Gee, I just can't remember the name.
Space Mvsevm
"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...
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I remember! It was called "The Guy Who Was Good at Math but was also Crazy, Then He Got a Job Driving the Bus that Couldn't Slow Down."
"That Guy" wrote in message news:...
If there's one movie the name of which I can't recall, it has to be the one where the man couldn't totally recall whether or not he had been to the planet Mars, or had just dreamed it.
Space Mvsevm
[email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote in news:[email]:
That would be _Jingle All The Way (To Mars)_.
Jim
"That Guy" wrote in message news:[email]...
Crazy,
D'oh! Now ya getting me confused with that other movie that was called "The Guy Who Was Good at Math but was also Good at Hunting Chicks and Drinking Beer and Had a Job Cleaning Floors but Had This Weird Thing About Writing on Walls".
"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...
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and you think you're so above everyone else with your intellect and insight, yet you fail to realize you're fueling the fire and if you were truly the bigger man as you portray yourself to be, you'd turn the other cheek and let it go.
but you like pushing buttons, and you're the one tossing out the dry, tasteless humor yourself, which means you need to look in the mirror b/c you epitomize those you trash.
"toad" wrote in message news:...
What the hell are you talking about? I am one of SEVERAL people who tease people in this ng by injecting obscure lines of dialogue from OFF into ordinary conversations to make things funny. BIG DEAL! You are behaving like that guy in that movie starring Jerry Lewis. The movie about the jerk. But the name of the movie escapes me at this moment.
Space Mvsevm
"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...
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insight,
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I can't remember the title of that movie right now either, but it was similar to a move Steve Martin made about a jerk. I think that one was called "Steve Martin Plays a Dumbass" or something.
"That Guy" wrote in message news:[email]...
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b/c
Yeah, "plays" a dumbass
"Nitesbane" wrote in message news:k34xc.12993$[email]...
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Heh.
"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...
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exactly this, you can't let it go, you have to get in the last word.
I am one of SEVERAL people who
"toad" wrote in message news:gvrwc.5922$[email]...
and
b/c
Word.
"toad" wrote in message news:ofpvc.25558$[email]...
change
Hitler.
come
sarcasm,
LOL, you've sure got my number!
"Neil Coward" wrote in message news:c96vuj$jo2$[email]...
Homer
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