What is it with the last few seasons and vomiting?

Nov 18, 2002, 7:21 PM ET30 posts by 14 posters
30 posts
Dirk Pitt

Has anyone ever laughed at one of these vomit gags? Most off the top of my head I remember:

Last Sunday's ep with the news reporter Harry Potter THoH with Bart's summoned monster The cartoon dog in Furious Yellow

I know there are other ones I'm missing, but what the hell are they thinking with these? The very lack of "potty humor" is one of the reasons people warmed to the show in the beginning. We now have diahrrea and pee jokes. Instead of doing a clever gag, they resort to gross-out nonsense that could only make a 13 year old laugh. The rest of us say "uhm.."

Last night's gag especially angered me. Think of all the funny stuff that happened in previous eps when the cameras stopped rolling on Brockman ("That ought to hold the little SOB's"). 25 writers pitching gags and this is the BEST they can come up with?

Marius ValleDirk Pitt

"Dirk Pitt" wrote in message news:[email]...

I thought that one was funny...

Sydney AssbasketMarius Valle
So did I.  I thought Tom Brokaw vomiting was stupid, though.
________________________________________________________________

If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

Remove "bination" to reply.

Ryan W. MeadSydney Assbasket

[email] (Sydney Assbasket ) wrote in message news:...

Did anyone except me realize that, prefaced by the line "I'm so fat," it was an anorexia/bulemia joke?

Liam DevlinRyan W. Mead

Sure, which would be a result of the intense pressure on TV people to remain thin. That's what I took the vomiting to be a slap at.

Dirk PittLiam Devlin

Liam Devlin wrote in message news:...

And DAMN that's funny..

Liam DevlinDirk Pitt

Agreed, especially since it Began with Brokaw saying something about how fat he was.

JD44-C84XDirk Pitt

To me, this is an example of how brainless the show's jokes have become. This "joke" could have been set up in a much better way than "'I'm so fat'/blaaargh."

JD44-C84X
ZedDirk Pitt

Vomit is not funny and it was done way to much in yesterday's episode. That's the only really bad thing about yesterday's episode. Why did they do it?

Z [email]
iggy17renZed

Zed wrote in message news:[email]...

Dude, vomit is hilarious. Haven't you ever done it yourself? Projectile especially is.

Brett Buckiggy17ren

Any body function prefaced with "projectile" is funny.

Brett

iggy17renBrett Buck

Brett Buck wrote in message news:[email]...

Projectile

I was not aware that there are other bodily functions prefaced with "projectile"

Please name them, and then to stay on topic state which episode they occur.

Dwayne Conyersiggy17ren

"iggy17ren" wrote in message news:qBCC9.3452$[email]...

Mad magazine did it best where the guy brought up chicken and fish bones, nuts and bolts... hoo hah !!!

Rubber Buns and Liquor http://www.dwacon.com
iggy17renDwayne Conyers

I'm sorry, but I find this reply rather cryptic. Could you please explain it for me?

Thank you

Markc65iggy17ren

It's from Mad artist Al Jaffe, who, when he would draw people vomiting, would include bits of broken bones, chicken heads, bottle caps, broken glass, etc.

Katijaikatiggy17ren

Pretend it's Mad Libs. Just put it in front of any bodily function you can think of.

Liam DevlinKatijaikat

projectile listening projectile walking projectile watching projectile belching projectile thinking

You're right:)

Marius ValleLiam Devlin

"Liam Devlin" wrote in message news:[email]...

can

Projectile shitting?

Tan Couliggy17ren

On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 02:39:18 GMT, "iggy17ren" wrote:

Oh, the sweet innocence of youth...

Colin B. Bored now...
iggy17renTan Coul

Dammit, I'm 17, NOT youth. There is projectile Vomiting, what else?

Projectile shitting? Projectile snot blowing?

Sydney Assbasketiggy17ren
You don't wanna see projectile hearing.  Boy, that's a doozy.
________________________________________________________________

If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

Remove "bination" to reply.

Sydney AssbasketBrett Buck
Projectile smelling
Projectile healing of wounds
Projectile looking
Projectile knuckle cracking
________________________________________________________________

If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

Remove "bination" to reply.

JD44-C84XDirk Pitt

["Dirk Pitt"; Tue, 19 Nov 2002 00:21:35 GMT]

Well, I can't say I was angered by it, per se, but I did think it unfunny and unsophisticated. Very amateurish writing. And unrealistic (not that "The Simpsons" is a show one watches for dashes of realism).

JD44-C84X
Dirk PittJD44-C84X

"JD44-C84X" <jd44-c84x> wrote in message news:...

The show has linearly gotten more and more unrealistic over the years. From virtually nothing unrealistic (discouting THOH) from seasons 1 and 2 to absolute nonsense in the last two. Usually it's not the plots themselves that are unrealistic, just the lame gags that have been recycled and need some additional spice. I.E. how many damn times do we need to see that "it's hot, watch me peel myself off this chair" gag? Except this time it was marge peeling herself off of her husband, who was walking around with marge attached to his back. Augh!

Markc65Dirk Pitt

Wasn't the line about the "little SOBs" based on a real children's television host who uttered that thinking the show was off the air?

JeffroMarkc65

[email] (Markc65) wrote in message news:...

Well, it didn't really happen, according to Snopes.com. But that joke was based on the story of a radio host named Uncle Don. He had just wrapped up his children's show, and then, assuming the mikes were off, said "Well that oughta hold the little bastards!"

Markc65Jeffro

But Mikey from the Life cereal commercials really did die after ingesting Pop Rocks and Coka Cola, right? Right!?!

Liam DevlinMarkc65

That's right, and Jerry Mathers really was killed in Vietnam. <g>

Markc65Liam Devlin

Are you sure about this? Maybe he just faked his death so he could live in seclusion like Jimmy Dean and Elvis.

Liam DevlinMarkc65

Did you purposely omit Jim Morrison - you part of that conspiracy??

Always possible, of course.