Funniest Moe Line Ever.

I'm really enjoying this Sugar Shark!

"Kyle Nutpo" wrote in message news:jpct9.40153$[email]...

"You didn't say you'd kill me."

"My bus pass, he got my bus pass!!!"

"Off a tall building, that's a great way to do it"

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson

"I'm better than dirt well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff."

He's got a lot of funny lines...one I particularly like from season 13... (they say how homer should be happier with two wives, and someone thought he said two knives) Moe (holding two knives): I gotta tell ya, I'm really happy here. Yeah!

Kyle Nutpo wrote:

Oh and there's that crowbar joke in Weekend at Bursies.

"Kyle Nutpo" wrote in message news:...

What about the "two wives, two knives" line?

Space

On Tue, 22 Oct 2002 13:29:51 GMT, "Kyle Nutpo" wrote:

At the sex offender registration office: "Oh! I hate when there's a line!"

"Chris Matthews" wrote in message news:...

This was copied from the Three Stooges. Unless you're the Three Stooges, you're stealing my act!

Space

On Wed, 23 Oct 2002, an infinite number of monkeys, masquerading as Chris Matthews typed this -

I agree - this is my favourite Moe scene too.

Tied for me with the Most Eligible Bachelor contest when Moe enters stage right, walks straight across the stage and joins the rejects.

"They used to call me Kid Gorgeous. Then, Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe."

On Tue, 22 Oct 2002 13:29:51 GMT, "Kyle Nutpo" wrote:

Quoth the "Kyle Nutpo"

"Loving serenity. It's about damn time!"

"Rob" wrote in message news:3db803fb$[email]...

"Midge, help me out here."

OR...

"And now, back to the wall."

-B.

"Let's burn down the observatory so this'll never happen again!"

I'm going to buy you a steak as big as a toilet seat!