Alt Tv Rewind

Jerry SaukJun 2, 2003, 12:49 PM ET

I've had enough. I can't believe how rude this group has become in the last few days toward me. I suppose it is much like the effect from the bully episode, where the smart are tormented by the brawny.

You people are obviously jealous of my Simpsons experience/knowledge. Any other group would welcome me and hail me as their new leader.

I am forming my own newsgroup, alt.tv.simpsons.sauk

and I am NEVER going to post here again. You wasted a perfect opportunity for a wonderful, contributing member.

Jerry Sauk

Pray For MojoJun 2, 2003, 12:55 PM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

Good enough. Jerry Sauk's reign of terror is over. Now let us welcome our new trivia authority . . . this guy!

UsualNoiseJun 2, 2003, 12:57 PM ET↩ Pray For Mojo

"Pray For Mojo" wrote in news:[email]:

Who, me?

horseJun 2, 2003, 1:11 PM ET↩ UsualNoise

yes you.

Fuzzymojo Be hatin EAJun 3, 2003, 2:53 AM ET↩ Pray For Mojo

"Pray For Mojo" wrote in message news:[email]...

our

Don't you mean... "someone else!"

D BurbaJun 3, 2003, 7:41 PM ET↩ Fuzzymojo Be hatin EA

"asdf" wrote in message news:[email]...

I'm someone else!

Barf HideousJun 4, 2003, 9:50 AM ET↩ D Burba

D Burba wrote in message news:bbjbmo$ece$[email]...

welcome

falsemanJun 2, 2003, 1:19 PM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

Let us celebrate our new arrangement by the adding of chocolate to milk.

Tom HawleyJun 2, 2003, 1:49 PM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

I thought it was your group? What would it be without you?

Aaron HirshbergJun 5, 2003, 10:18 AM ET↩ Tom Hawley

"Tom Hawley" wrote in message news:...

Thank you for making that important point, Tom. Normally I would have a sarcasm detector exploding comment here, but not today.

Space

ClairJun 2, 2003, 2:00 PM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

You've yet to prove your smartness

We would welcome you as a member, not as a leader

Go ahead.

Shame.

Don't let the door-knob hit you on the way out.

Arturo FuenteJun 2, 2003, 2:28 PM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in message news:DeLCa.849$[email]...

Is that a threat or a promise?

you suckJun 2, 2003, 2:28 PM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

in the words of Homer Simpson...."whooohooo!!!!"

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in message news:DeLCa.849$[email]...

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EVILRATBASTARDJun 2, 2003, 4:30 PM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

is he taking his toys with him, or is he coming back in a little while to torture us some more as he collects them... remember his mommy doesn't like it when he leaves his toys behind... "Jerry Sauk" wrote in message news:DeLCa.849$[email]...

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VicJun 3, 2003, 10:14 PM ET↩ EVILRATBASTARD

He's not gone. I actually saw him out back playing in his sandbox. Oh, and he has a piece of paper with him. You don't forget a thing like that.

"EVILRATBASTARD" wrote in message news:3uOCa.48000$[email]...

like

Any

opportunity

STONECOLDFAN2311Jun 2, 2003, 5:34 PM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

ok peace out

Albert the Mildly DerangedJun 4, 2003, 3:46 PM ET↩ STONECOLDFAN2311

I'm new here. Why was this guy such a bastard?

you suckJun 4, 2003, 6:26 PM ET↩ Albert the Mildly Deranged

because he was born that way

"Albert the Mildly Deranged" wrote in message news:__rDa.919$[email]...

Daniel DreibelbisJun 4, 2003, 7:14 PM ET↩ Albert the Mildly Deranged

In article , "Albert the Mildly Deranged" wrote:

because, like Arnold J. Rimmer, that was his duty :)

J44XMJun 5, 2003, 9:44 PM ET↩ Daniel Dreibelbis

["Daniel Dreibelbis"; Wed, 04 Jun 2003 23:14:53 GMT]

Heh heh ... the smeghead.

Aaron HirshbergJun 5, 2003, 10:22 AM ET↩ Albert the Mildly Deranged

"Albert the Mildly Deranged" wrote in message news:...

Not as much of a bastard as those bastardly top posters.

Seriously, no. But, he showed up and instead of trying to be one of the gang, he acted like he owned the place. And we all know that this ng is owned by a canary!

Space

EVILRATBASTARDJun 6, 2003, 6:42 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

news:...

um... you mean the canary that's lying on the floor over there and not breathing?

GetRichQuick712Jun 9, 2003, 2:09 AM ET↩ EVILRATBASTARD

In article , "EVILRATBASTARD" writes:

No the one that flew out the window

PearsonpfJun 2, 2003, 8:12 PM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

Please take Rob Wade with you.

Mr. CostingtonJun 2, 2003, 10:38 PM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in message news:DeLCa.849$[email]...

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"To be honest, I'm surprised and saddened. Eeh--no, not saddened--what's the word? Ah, yes, delighted!"

ZedJun 2, 2003, 10:39 PM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!

Brett BuckJun 2, 2003, 10:59 PM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

This is a pretty neat little act- haven't seen this one before. I particularly like the attempts at mimicing being offended, nice touch.

But it played out too quickly. I suggest a different NG next time - rec.pets.cats leaps to mind. They're much more gullible. All you accomplished here was letting everybody use their favorite quotes to insult you. Which reminds me...

Sure, you might offend a few of the bluenoses with your cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, you'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Jerry Sauk?

Brett

Mr. NetheadJun 2, 2003, 11:20 PM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in message news:DeLCa.849$[email]...

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"Excellent"

Jake LenningtonJun 3, 2003, 2:11 AM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in message news:DeLCa.849$[email]...

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The smart were tormented by paper towls?

Aaron HirshbergJun 5, 2003, 10:20 AM ET↩ Jake Lennington

"Jake Lennington" wrote in message news:...

Or that episode where Marge fantasized about the Brawny paper towel guy. Chad Sexington!

Space

Kristian RongeJun 5, 2003, 6:04 AM ET↩ Jerry Sauk

On Mon, 2 Jun 2003, Jerry Sauk wrote:

So long, Superman! Your secret identity is safe with me!

That does it. I'm leaving.