Where can I get a fork to scratch one's ass with?

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Forks 'R' Us of course.

Shut Up, Shut the Hell Up!

"Sw3despills" wrote in message news:9RSec.74994$[email]...

I have one of these and it works quite well.

"Sw3despills" wrote in message news:9RSec.74994$[email]...

It's next to the nine other forks

Probably a graduate of Fork U. :-)

At fancy restaurants, I usually just ask the waiter for an ass-scratching fork. I don't go on many dates.

In for some serious ass forkin'?