Not Simpsons related but funny...

Apr 23, 2002, 5:49 PM ET7 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Michael Coganalt.tv.simpsons

In America some ppl were having a social game of baseball...

The pitcher pitched the ball at the batter and the batter hit the ball..

the ball then hit the pitcher now can anyone tell me who the pitcher is trying to sue..

not the batter..

not the owner of the field (a counsel or whatever)...

but the the pitcher is trying to sue the inventor of the baseball bat.

KGenameMichael Coganalt.tv.simpsons

Michael wrote:

---- Do you mean *the* inventor of the baseball bat? The guy's prolly been dead for at least 70 years. Or do you mean a current *manufacturer* of the baseball bat? Either way, the pitcher will lose. The pitcher assumed the risks that come with the game.

73, Keith

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"KGename" wrote in message news:[email]...

dead

come

Yes, but now they'll put a disclaimer on bats

JamesProfesionalalt.tv.simpsons

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Saying what, 'Anything thrown at high speeds and whacked by this product may cause injuries'?

"Dan S." wrote in message news:qEXx8.136204$CH1.109717@sccrnsc02...