OT: Alley McBeal...

Apr 18, 2002, 9:02 AM ET21 posts by 15 posters
21 posts
Jason Saslow

They've pulled the plug!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Oingo BoingoJason Saslow

Jason Saslow wrote in message news:[email]...

They have??? Everyone!!! Dance in the street!!!!!!

Tom HawleyJason Saslow

"# single female lawyer, fighting for her client, wearing sexy miniskirts and being self reliant."

hey i'm pretty great.

Aaron HirshbergTom Hawley

"Tom Hawley" wrote in message news:...

There's going to be a spinoff show called "Back Alley (sic) McBeal", about a single female doctor, giving illegal abortions, wearing sexy miniskirts, and being self reliant. When not dancing with computer graphic generated little babies in diapers.

Space Museum

Camp KrustyAaron Hirshberg

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

Sounds pretty good. I just hope this Dr. McBeal is also a nutritionist. It's kind of tough for a woman to look sexy in a miniskirt when she's built like a 10 year-old boy and weighs 75 pounds.

Kristian RongeCamp Krusty

On Thu, 18 Apr 2002, Camp Krusty wrote:

AH! 200 p... 15 pounds? Oh my God! One hundred and ... Oh, 30 pou.. AH! Oh. AH! Oh...Oh my God! It's 75 pounds! I'm a big, fat pig!

/ Kristian
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David KellyInternet King

I heard she had a heart attack, but dont wory... she was quickly faxed to hospital :-)

Daniel DreibelbisJason Saslow

In article , Jason Saslow wrote:

poor Lucy Liu, out of a job.

Oh well, at least we'll be looking forward to _Charlie's Angels III: The Secret Of Charlie's Gold_ :)

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AcK!Daniel Dreibelbis

On Thu, 18 Apr 2002 21:34:11 -0400, Daniel Dreibelbis wrote:

No, she can always fall back on her recurring guest star role on Futurama.

What do you mean it's cancelled too?

Does anyone smell the curse of Lucy Liu?

She's the black widow of TV series, killing both good and bad! Blast!

TTYL

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Benjamin RobinsonAcK!

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: OT: Alley McBeal..." thread, AcK! wrote:

Well, at least she has the largest gold nugget in the world.

Benjamin Robinson [email] This message may or may not contain sarcastic content; your burden to decide "To err is human, to forgive is against Usenet policy." -- AcK!
AcK!Benjamin Robinson

On Sun, 05 May 2002 04:43:01 GMT, [email] (Benjamin Robinson) wrote:

I don't think I remember that reference...

Alright, I'm in Ben's .sig! :)

TTYL

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Benjamin RobinsonAcK!

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: OT: Alley McBeal..." thread, AcK! wrote:

Perhaps you are one of the millions of people who don't watch "Futurama." There was an episode where Liu mentioned having only two valuable things: Her image as a TV and movie star, and the world's largest gold nugget (a mile wide in diameter!).

You are? Well, congratulations!

Benjamin Robinson [email] This message may or may not contain sarcastic content; your burden to decide "To err is human, to forgive is against Usenet policy." -- AcK!
AcK!Benjamin Robinson

On Sat, 11 May 2002 02:45:05 GMT, [email] (Benjamin Robinson) wrote:

Oh now, I'm one of dozens who watch... I just forgot that gag. ;)

Heh, just somehow fell in. It's like an open manhole.

TTYL

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YamaDaniel Dreibelbis

Daniel Dreibelbis wrote:

That's a good movie. It has a vampire AND an explosion!

Brian in VAJason Saslow

"Jason Saslow" wrote in message news:[email]...

What?? What will Flockhart do for money? She has to eat.....she will just waste away to..................oh....nevermind

Brian

Jason SaslowJason Saslow

Nope, I'm not making this up...

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/020418/6/lu8w.html

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Jason SaslowJason Saslow

Find? Heh, they already have Boston Public among other current stinkers...

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Richard SchultzJason Saslow

In article , Jason Saslow wrote:

There *is* a God.

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Internet KingJason Saslow

Jason Saslow wrote:

"Now she's free to try something dangerous, like a bagel." Sincerely, Little Girl

Brad FilipponeJason Saslow

I'm frequently amazed by the number of people who were apparetnly forced to watch at gunpoint.

Brad