Here are my favorites... there are more but it's hard to recall all the ones in the many, many episodes.
y tu?
ones in
No Dad, everyone's tired of that memory.
I would like to add: 1- groundskeeper Willie:"I told you Skinner, that colored chalk was spawned from lucifer himself!!". 2- Mr Burns:"Smithers, get drunk and stumble about for my amusement". Actually, anything Mr Burns says is funny. 3- Ralph Wiggum:"Miss Hoover, my worm crawled in my mouth and then I ate it, can I have another?" 4- When Homer's gun goes off and hits a knife which then spears into a picture of Marge, and Lisa says "You have to admit mom, that was pretty cool". 5- When the Comic Book Store Guy sees a missile headed straight at him and says "Oh, I've wasted my life". 6- Smithers in the confession booth says "well, I tried to march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade" 7- Marge:"Girls Lisa! boys kiss girls!" 8- Wolfcastle: "On closer inspection these are loafers" 9- The english kid in the movie the "Bloodening" " Now you're thinking, `I hope thats shepards pie in my knickers" 10- Lisa: "why does the worm talk like a lamb?"
The film from the Meat Council.
Troy: Just ask this scientician! Scientician: Uh... Troy: He'll tell you that it's all part of the food chain! ------ "Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ohh-ohh-ohh, suddenly you've gone too far!" -- Prof. Hubert Farnsworth
in article [email], Cio2002 at [email] wrote on 12/18/01 8:05 PM:
Mr. Sparkle.
Brett
in article B8458876.1B2C3%[email], Brett Buck at [email] wrote on 12/18/01 11:56 PM:
On second thought, "Mr. Smith goes to Washington", alternate ending
"Why did Mr. Smith kill everybody?"
Brett
"Brett Buck" wrote in message news:B84588E3.1B2C9%[email]...
It was symbolism! He was mad!
Worker and Parasite!
~Josh
I would like to add to my own list:
5. In "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy," the big government conspiracy scene. ("Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, sir!")
4. In "Blood Feud," Homer sleeps on it, dreaming of wringing Mr. Burns by the neck until pancakes and honey come along to occupy his time.
2. In "Lisa on Ice," Bart and Lisa attack the air, and accidentally come into contact with each other. Homer, meanwhile, begins biting the air, in hopes of accidentally coming into contact with Marge's freshly baked pie. But that's not all he comes into contact with.
~~ Though it does not rank among my top five funniest scenes, I would like to add Bart's best prank ever: Narrowing all the parking spaces at Springfield Elementary by one foot.
~Josh
"Joshua P. Fredman, esquire" wrote in message news:9vpjg4$bic$[email]...
Still my favorite episode. Submitted for your consideration...
Homer: "Don't you know the story of Hercules and the Lion?" Bart: "Is it a Bible story?" Homer: "Yeah, probably. Anyway, once there was this lion, who had a thorn in its paw. And, all the villagers tried to pull it out, but none of theme was strong enough. So, they called Hercules. And, Hercules used his mighty strength, and BINGO! The Lion was so impressed, he gave Hercules this big... thing... of riches." Bart: "How did the lion get rich?" Homer: "It was the OLDEN days." Bart: "Oh."
Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.
Drunk and full of pie, Dr Music wrote:
Love that scene. Yeah, "Blood Feud" is my second-favorite, right behind "Homer, the Heretic".
The exchange between Homer and the shop-keeper about frogurt.
But it comes with a free frogurt. That's good Frogurt has sodium benzoate. That's bad But it comes with free sprinkles. That's good
... or something like that
---Steamed Hams. "22 Short Films" Rules!!
---Homer's face when he's trying to pretend he's Mr. Burns at the Post Office. "And what's your first name Mr. Burns?" "I don't know"
---"Son, this is Mrs. Burns. I just called to say I don't love you. You are a bad son Mon....telllll."
Well, that whole ep really. God I love "Homer the Smithers". Is it any of your guys' favorite?
Skinner: [yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be [notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there? Skinner: Aurora Borealis? Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: May I see it? Skinner: Oh, erm... No.
Owner: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call ``Frogurt''! Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad. Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt! Homer: [relieved] That's good. Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed. Homer: [worried] That's bad. Owner: But you get your choice of topping! Homer: [relieved] That's good. Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. Homer: [stares] Owner: That's bad.
On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 04:08:01 -0500, Amir wrote:
The best part...... "the Frogurt is ALSO cursed."
mg
[email] (Cio2002) wrote in message news:...
Here's a short version of my list...
1) Homer see the "alien" (Mr. Burns), and runs off yelling Yahh!, and spelling Yahh! in the grass as he runs. He even jumps, lands, and grunts when making the dot of the exclamation mark.
2) Homer opening the "neopolitan" ice cream (vanilla, chocolate and strawberry), saying "hmmmm, chocolate", only to find all the chocolate missing, but the other two flavors in tact. He opens another to find the same, and yell to Marge "we need more Vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!"
But my favorite scene, actually favorite line....
Homer the inventor, tells Marge he quit his job. Marge says "oh well, I'm sure you can get your job back again", to which Homer replies.. "Not the way I quit!"
funniest line ever.
--UB
My fav is the one in the strike episode where grandpa tells the story that made no sense.
Greg Bair wrote:
Actually, scratch that. My fav is: "Homer, the plant called and said if you don't show up for work tomorrow, don't show up Monday." "WOO-HOO! Four day weekend!"
That quote bugs me...cuz it's actually a 5 day weekend. He's having the conversation on Thursday, because he skipped that day. Then Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, make it 5 days total. Anyway, I'm being picky...
Austin
ALewis525 wrote:
But it's HOMER. Get it?
Oh, I get it. I get jokes.
Austin
Drunk and full of pie, ALewis525 wrote:
That's cuz it's more like.
Work called. They said if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in tomorrow.
Woo hoo! Four day weekend!
Don't remember "Monday" being mentioned.
Straight from SNPP.com
Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while
I was waiting for the bus.
Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost forty dollars
by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don't
come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woo hoo! A four-day weekend.
-- That should be five, surely?, "Lisa's Rival"Drunk and full of pie, mirilidium wrote:
I see.
Yeah, you see how you'a scum.
;) - mirilidium
Unkie Herb: You don't have to humour me Marge. Marge: Well, it IS ingrained.
For some reason I missed this quote the first four or so times that I watched the episode, when I finally caught it I LOL for about 10 minutes.
Mr Snrub
"Mr Snrub" wrote in message news:...
....during the training sequence of Homer The Astronaut,when Homer was in the centrifuge and his face morphed into Popeye, I laughed so hard I literally lost my breath.....I never laughed that hard before or since....
Drunk and full of pie, El Barto wrote:
Arg! I can't stands no more!
When Homer is on the sidewalk talking to someone (can't remember who), and his brain floats out of his head, the other person keeps talking, Homer's not moving at all....and then he just collapses.
"Cio2002" wrote in message news:[email]...
ones in
"Incubus" wrote in message news:mInU7.97042$[email]...
You mean this: Ned: Well, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson! How long have you been here? Homer: Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life. Ned: Ho ho ho, suckin' down the cider, uh? Hey, word to the wise -- [shows Homer a card] season pass! It pays for itself after the sixteenth visit. You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Now here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here... [Homer's brain gets bored] Brain: [moans] You can stay, but I'm leaving. [brain floats away; Homer is now staring blankly] Ned: ... can be yellow, if they're using late season apples. And, of course, in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped. [Homer collapses] Ned: Oh, my! I'd better get you some cider. --- I like how Homer hated going to the cider mill even more because he was missing the seventh game of the world series. And the apple hats make this so much more funny. -Aaron TheYAM.net
Yes this is a world class exchange.
I also love the whole BBBQ exchange. And who can forget "Buenos ding dong diddley diaz senor"?
Ah, the classics.
EDF
Yes...that would be it....I'm still laughing about it now.
"Aaron" wrote in message news:pLoU7.86339$[email]...
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Homer being trained by the Feds for his relocation. "I think he's talking to you." Sincerely, Little Girl
My personal favorites would probably be (with possibility of forgetting some):
5) The "Yogi & Boo-boo" opening
4) Most any of the exchanges between Homer and Mr. Burns at the teamwork
retreat. "You sure do know how to cheat Mr. Burns." "Well, I'm older than
you!"
3) The cut from Milhouse winking at Nelson to Milhouse being wheeled into
the ambulance.
2) Frank Grimes' frenzy
1) Mr. Burns laughing forever "What was I laughing at again, Smithers? Oh
yes, that crippled Irishman."Till Then=) Jeff Warden "If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes, and a short length of hose." --The Simpsons
On 20 Dec 2001 20:00:31 GMT, [email] (Whch1spink) wrote:
I second and third this choice (yes I voted twice). This has to be one of my favorite gags.
Scott
Drunk and full of pie, Internet King wrote:
Yup. One of the best ever.
[email] (Cio2002) wrote in message news:...
the food-chain educational movie...
Homer is in an IRS office and being offered a job by some guy:
Can you pay me under the table ? I have a little tax problem
And when Homer is with the lie detector, they ask him if he understands, he says "true" and it explodes.
"Z" wrote in message news:[email]...
ones in
On a related note they showed the one here last night where Homer goes back to high school (lisa and bart write an itchy and scratchy script using Granpa's name, if that helps remember what episode it is because I don't know the name and don't want to look it up)
Anyway, the teacher is handing out a test and he says: "This is your test, it's 15 questions true or false." Homer: "True" Teacher: "No, Homer I was just explaining the test" Homer: "True" Teacher: "Homer, just take the test and you'll do fine" Homer: "False"
Not exact quotes of course, but it's the gist.
Kevin
Selma's choice... Homer and the ten foot hoagie from the company picnic - I literally cried
Z wrote:
Agent: "This IRS supercomputer can process seven audits a day! Did you really think you could get by us?"
Homer: <twiddles thumbs> "Sorry, sir. An older boy told me to do it."
these are just the tip of the iceberg. all dialogue is not word for word, but you'll get the point.
1)When homer and moe et.al start the pin pals bowling league. The scene when moe says something to the effect,"I'm tired of getting treated like dirt...well....not that fancy store bought dirt, it is loaded with nutrients and minerals"
2)the mary bobbins episode. at the very end when she flies away and barney shows up out of no where and says "BYE SUPERMAN".
3)the scene when homer makes the fake dummy of himself and it falls down the waterfall and lenny and carl narrate the contradictory series of events.
4)the scene where mr. burns is looking for someone to play the role of him in his move....homer comes out with the intention of doing mr. burns trademark "exc-ellent" and instead he says "ex-act-ly" followed by a prompt...DOH!
5)the scene where moe arranges homer to steal his car. they are at the police party on the ship and moe, nonchalantly (says something to the effect of) to chief wiggum,"hey, look at my parking job over there" and the chief says, what the one with the big rubber daisy? and then he says, with excitement...hey yeah that is a great park job...then he looks up at lou(another cop) and says hey lou look at the park job in space _____? and lou replies with all sincerity....yeah, that's sweet.
6)the episode where homer had the pet lobster and he was taking it for a walk on the beach and it cowers from a hermit crab. then homer says to his lobster, "you don't have to take that from that punk ass crab!"
7)the scene where groundskeeper willie rips off his shirt and tells lunch lady doris.."grease me up woman!"
8) the episode when homer gets the sexual harassment charge after he grabs the gummy venus off some babysitters butt. Then when they show his interview on tv it is all hacked up to portray that he was guilty...... notice the clock in the background....
9)the scene with john waters where john waters tells bart and lisa that in japan they call santa claus,"the annual gift man, who lives on the moon".
10) the episode where marge tells homer not to cuss and he makes a swear jar. homer is making a doghouse, he impales his foot on a nail sticking from a board...he cringes and says(struggling to refrain from cursing) "Oh diddly dee.....that will require a tetanus shot".
that is enough. these are NOT my top 10 just the first 10 that popped in my mind. i could go on forever.
Mike