Homer's speeches

I love it when Homer goes into one of his speeches

e.g. "...when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do."

Does anyone have any more?

Yes here are some:

In Much Apu About Nothing

(From SNPP)

"If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker." Homer makes a rousing speech against Proposition 24, and makesanother chant. (You'll have to refer back to the episode because they don't have the speech at SNPP.)

Marge- "Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?" Homer- " Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors ; oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"'