Words you hate the most!

Feb 22, 2002, 9:09 AM ET32 posts by 18 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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The Webmiesteralt.tv.simpsons

Here are some words I absolutely hate:

-Cupboard (what does a cup and a board have to do with food storage?) -Utter (used in the context of someone uttering something)

anyone else?

Kristian Ronge↩ The Webmiesteralt.tv.simpsons

On Sat, 23 Feb 2002, The Webmiester wrote:

"*Plonk!*" is an accepted ethnic variant.

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Jason Saslow↩ The Webmiesteralt.tv.simpsons

Muckluck. It sounds dirty, but it's not.

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Matt Garvey↩ The Webmiesteralt.tv.simpsons

I think a cupboard would be from a BOARD (used to make the shelf) used to hold CUPS and other things. You may have food in some of yours, but that's where we keep most of our dishes and cups as well. And what on earth does this have to do with a.t.s?

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Chris↩ Matt Garveyalt.tv.simpsons

I hate "Schedule" when it is pronounced "shed-yool" and also "Catsup"

"Matt Garvey" wrote in message news:[email]...

Greg Bair↩ Matt Garveyalt.tv.simpsons

Matt Garvey spewed forth in news:[email] on 22 Feb 2002:

No, that would be as in the notorious Prodigy song, "Smack My Catsup".

Greg Bair "If gold rusts, what will iron do?" - Chaucer http://gregbair.xitami.net
Internet King↩ Chrisalt.tv.simpsons

Chris wrote:

Catsup? Ketchup? Catsup? Ketchup? He's been doing that for over an hour! Sincerely, Little Girl

Jason Saslow↩ Internet Kingalt.tv.simpsons

Don't worry, Mr. Burns, you're off your nut, so we're going to put you in this old-folks home.

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Jason Saslow↩ The Webmiesteralt.tv.simpsons

Oh! Ve just vant closure!

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Jeremy B↩ Jason Saslowalt.tv.simpsons

In article , Jason Saslow writes:

Isn't there a little Utter in all of us? "Have you ever cooked a human... out of love?"
Sydney Assbasket↩ The Webmiesteralt.tv.simpsons
It's not quite a cup, and it's not quite a board, but man...!  So to tell you
the truth, I don't know.
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If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

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The Rack↩ Aaron Hirshbergalt.tv.simpsons

Drunk and full of pie, Aaron Hirshberg wrote:

Yeah. Who ARE these PEOPLE?!

Chadderack I want apple pie, and you give me twinkies with Hollandaise sauce! www.snpp.com/episodes/scg.html
Aaron Hirshberg↩ Y2Bogusalt.tv.simpsons

"Y2Bogus" wrote in message news:...

Typical Seinfeld humor template:

Don't you hate it when <insert word here> and you have to <and so on>.

Or:

What is it with those <two words here>. It has nothing to do with <first of previous two words> or <second of previous two words>.

BUT, there is a template for postings to this ng. And we have hashed over it's contents many times.

The template is:

My favorite episode is <insert here>. My favorite character is <insert here>. The show started going down when <insert here>. Worst <insert here> ever. Do you want to <work at home | enlarge your sex organs | get cheap long distance service>.

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P. Piggly Hogswine↩ Aaron Hirshbergalt.tv.simpsons

reading through the template for this ng i didn't expect:

"Do you want to <work at home | enlarge your sex organs | get cheap long distance service>."

that was funny. it's funny because it's true!

Jeremy B↩ Chrisalt.tv.simpsons

In article , "Chris" writes:

Chicken necks? "Have you ever cooked a human... out of love?"
Matt Deres↩ Jeremy Balt.tv.simpsons

"Jeremy B" wrote in message news:[email]...

storage?)

Wadded beef?

Matt

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." - Nietzsche
Sydney Assbasket↩ Matt Deresalt.tv.simpsons

Dumpling- just doesn't sound appetizing Horseradish- sounds like a synonym for "bullshit" Shvitz- it sounds dirty but it ain't. Ain't- what is it short for, "ain not"?

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If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

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P. Piggly Hogswine↩ Sydney Assbasketalt.tv.simpsons

hahaha, shvitz - that reminds me of perhaps my favorite krusty quote: "charity?? what's my cut? nothing?! i make more than that taking a shvitz!!" and he's in that damn steamer and all you can see is his head, and he's like "happy birthday, ha ha, now get em out of here." so hilarious! krusty is so damn funny.

glug glug, vroom vroom, thump thump........