Simpsons episodes on the Web

Oct 30, 2001, 12:23 PM ET21 posts by 7 posters
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Christian Volk

Hi there! Where do I get high quality Simpsons episodes (>200mb) on the Web? Thanks, Chris

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On Tue, 30 Oct 2001 18:23:18 +0100, "Christian Volk" wrote:

alt.binaries.tv.GUESS

I hope you guess the last word...

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alt.binaries.tv.bakerstreet

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The Inane DirkAcK!

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There's not alt.binaries.tv.GUESS ... )-:

Ohhh ... you mean, alt.binaries.tv.GUESS.simpsons maybe?

The Inane Dirk http://fuzzle.dnsalias.org "They know what you're after." "Could they drop me a note and let me know as well?"
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On Thu, 1 Nov 2001 09:05:35 +0100, "The Inane Dirk" wrote:

Well Dirk, I think it's time you treated "GUESS" like my infamous "SPA" ;)

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"SPA" ;)

Aha!!! okay. <me checks newsgroups> Do-ho, the whole alt.binaries.tv.* is missing )-:

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On Thu, 1 Nov 2001 13:24:13 +0100, "The Inane Dirk" wrote:

Time to pester your ISP...

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The RackThe Inane Dirk

"The Inane Dirk" wrote in message news:9rr00e$b8v$07$[email]...

They don't call him the "Inane" Dirk 'cause he's some dumb-ass Army guy.

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On Fri, 02 Nov 2001 00:14:55 GMT, "The Rack" wrote:

So why do they call him that?

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The Inane DirkAcK!

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guy.

Maybe because he's some dumb-ass Pacifist guy?

Wait, you're talking about me, right?

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On Fri, 9 Nov 2001 11:07:37 +0100, "The Inane Dirk" wrote:

Yes, the one from the Wehrmacht... I think... ;)

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Army

lol ... It's called Bundeswehr now (-: And it's been some time since I was in there ... d-:

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On Fri, 9 Nov 2001 12:23:01 +0100, "The Inane Dirk" wrote:

You'll have to forgive me... the bulk of my knowledge about Germany comes from textbooks focused on a time period 60 years ago for some strange reason... further investigation is required.

BTW, Dirk, have you ever seen Conan O'Brien on TV?

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I

comes from

reason...

well, that's when the important stuff (in a negative sense) happened ...

Yes. There was a time when I watched him regularly ... But where I now live, I seem to be unable to get NBC (was it NBC?) at all .. O-:

The Inane Dirk http://fuzzle.dnsalias.org He almost danced to the fridge, found the three least hairy things in it, put them on a plate and watched them intently for two minutes. Since
AcK!The Inane Dirk

On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 13:06:07 +0100, "The Inane Dirk" wrote:

So they say...

Yes, NBC.

I bring it up because he had Anne Robinson of "The Weakest Link" on the show, and she talked about how the people who sell the show to other countries sent their hosts to visit her and study how she behaves.

Anne said that the German hostess was particularly scary.

It was at this point that Conan imagined what it must be like on that show in Germany: (pardon my atrocious spelling).

Wearing a monocole, the German hostess must probably scream at the contestant: "Dien is das Veekest Link. AUF Veedersein!"

We embelished this further on our own... two SS officers then drag the 'weakest link' to a room off stage and two gun shots are heard.

The remaining contestants quiver with fear.

I wonder if the Canadian application of that joke translates very well over Usenet, or does it become horribly horribly offensive? [I hope it doesn't... but then, does anything offend AA members?]

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now

the show,

Never seen / heard that ...

countries sent

show in

contestant:

'weakest

over

doesn't... but

Not afaik...

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On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 17:17:36 +0100, "The Inane Dirk" wrote:

The weakest link, or Conan O'Brien?

[Yes, I'm replying to posts from November.... so what? <grin>]

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The RackAcK!

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show,

sent

in

contestant:

'weakest

Vee Chermans are not a war-like people. But even vee hef our limits.

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Alan HamiltonThe Rack

On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 02:40:31 GMT, "The Rack" wrote:

Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!

/ / * / Alan Hamilton * * [email]
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On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 01:33:11 -0700, Alan Hamilton wrote:

You mean they're not all full of smiles and sunshine?

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