Answer to Where is Springfield

Feb 22, 2002, 7:39 PM ET18 posts by 14 posters
18 posts
Yama

Pennsylvania. They burn books there.

ExatronYama

In article , "Yama" wrote:

I have a better theory. Springfield exists in a warp in space-time that allows the city to exist in all states simultaneously.

Exatron "Strive for perfection even if others must suffer." - Hook The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein
ESHAASExatron

Well, that would explain the bizzare and often contradictory mixture of Southwestern deserts, Pacific Northwest-style mountains, Midwest-type farmland, sunny Southern California (or Floridian) beaches, etc. that surrounds it.

fourfourfourExatron

On Sat, 23 Feb 2002 01:52:33 GMT, "Exatron" sez:

I thought they lived in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane. You know... in Happy Land.

Patrick NihillSantino

Santino wrote:

Why, did you take a home wine-making course?

Pa Nihill
YamaExatron

Exatron wrote:

It doesn't have to exist as a warp in space-time. It's an empire. It has control over pretty much every state.

Michael J. AstrauskasExatron

Exatron wrote:

... where people throw ducks at balloons...

- Michael J. Astrauskas
Jason SaslowYama

That's it! You've finally figured it all out. All this time, Springfield is in Pennsylvania. Thank god, now let's never have this conversation again.

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ProfesionalYama

"Yama" wrote in message news:[email]...

no no no...The Simpsons exist in the 2nd dimention, where Springfeild is everywhere, time has no place, and everyone has 4 fingers, yellow skin, no chins, and horrible overbites....

fourfourfourProfesional

On Sun, 24 Feb 2002 15:51:32 GMT, "Dan S." sez:

England?!

AHHHH!!!

ZedYama

Springfield is in the United States

The RackZed

Drunk and full of pie, Z wrote:

Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school.

Chadderack June: Ward, the Beaver blew up the Dairy Queen, again. Ward: I'll have a talk with him, dear.
Kristian RongeThe Rack

On Sun, 24 Feb 2002, The Rack wrote:

My cat's name is Mittens.

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YamaKristian Ronge

Kristian Ronge wrote:

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Y2BogusYama

"Yama" wrote in message news:[email]...

I eated the purple berries, ugh, oh........They taste like...burning.