What is every one's favorite Ralph line?
I think mine is "hello princ-ki-pal skinner and super nintendo chalmers"
RALPH WIGGAM
Oct 2, 2001, 10:53 PM ET50 posts by 30 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Why is it that so many Ralph fans know so little about him (like spelling his name right)?
-- An XPeeple Production -- "As a child, I always wanted to bite his head off. This is my way of doing that... creatively." -Andy Dick as Marylin Manson "Most critics want to be authors, screenwriters and novelists, [but] they just suck." -Joe Rogan
I like ralph WIGGAM or WIGAM or whatever you want. I am not an expert and I don't know the proper way to spell the name.(as I am sure you know) GUESS WHAT I don't care how to spell his name. I am sure MATT GONADS (yeah I know I spelled it wrong) doesn't care if we know how to spell it either. I also want to point out that Ralph most likly doesn't care how we spell it since HE DOESN"T EXIST.
-- An XPoople Production -- "s chld, lwys wntd t bt hs hd ff. Ths s m wy f dng tht... crtvly." -Andy Dork as Marylin Manson "Mst crtcs wnt t b thrs, scrnwrtrs nd nvlsts, [bt] thy Jst sck." -Joe RogaIn
I think I might have spelled a few of you signature lines wrong.
I ate a thumb tack
Luke Hoffmann [email]
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It's not delivery, it's Di ... ... It's French.
[email] (Luke Hoffmann) wrote in message news:...
In the episode where the kids are given a curfew, there is a big showdown outside of town by the billboard that shows Wiggum drinking coffee. Everyone is yelling at each other. When the ambient noise dies down, Ralph is heard to utter: "iron you", or something like that. Which indicates that he was just mumbling to himself and saying something that had nothing to do with the discussion topic at hand.
Aaron "Space Museum" Hirshberg
Nuh uh, Space Museum... he's insulting the old people 'cause they're wrinkly. "Someone needs to iron you!"
Another of his mumblings that I think is hilarious is right after the welcome to the Olympic committee, when Superintendent Chalmers lists the places he's from. "Intercourse?"
That's one of the funniest thing about Ralph and how you only catch the end of his nonsense.
Luke Hoffmann [email]
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It's not delivery, it's Di ... ... It's French.
"Mediumdunst" wrote in message news:[email]...
"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"
"He was going to the bathroom.."
me fail english? that's unpossible!
I bent my wookie! Sincerely, Little Girl
Jeffrey Garra wrote:
Mediumdunst wrote:
Not really a line, but I love it when he starts crying and moving the knob to the right during the Poochie episode.
"Jamal Bernhard" wrote in message news:[email]...
Combine it with: "My knob tastes funny"
Please refrain from tasting the knob!
"PanFried" wrote in message news:9pfqdm$[email]...
PanFried wrote
Does he also say, "My paste tastes funny," or does he drop a different line in that episode?
..also. "Bart slow down! my legs dont know how to be as long as yours!"
soo, do you like.... stuff?
Mediumdunst wrote:
"I almost died!" (Enthusiastically)
On 03 Oct 2001 02:53:55 GMT, [email] (Mediumdunst) wrote:
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
"Michael Hartman" wrote in message news:[email]...
I like bushes 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!
[email] (Michael Hartman) writes:
"My daddy shoots people!"
That's where I saw the leprochaun. He told me to burn things. [email] (Andrew) wrote:
"It's a spearhead!"
"Andrew" wrote in message news:[email]...
When the class visits the post office and the students get a piec of undeliverable mail. Ralph picks up a box addressed to Otto, and when he turns around, two police? dogs sniff it and start growling.
"I got some dog food!"
Also, what he tell his dad about Skinner and Crabapple (spelling?).
Can't remember the quote, but it was one of his best.
Luke Hoffmann [email]
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It's not delivery, it's Di ... ... It's French.
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
Kevin
The baby looked at you?
"Kevin Madden" wrote in message news:[email]...
chalmers"
turns
Ah. Thanks. And thanks for the spelling correction. I don't see the names in writting often, just the episodes
Luke Hoffmann [email]
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It's not delivery, it's Di ... ... It's French.
I just copied it straight from the episode capsule. I was gonna post the same quote too but coudn't remember it exactly, so you also bringing it up gave me reason to actually go find it.
Kevin
Glad I could add purpose to your life.
Luke Hoffmann [email]
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It's not delivery, it's Di ... ... It's French.
"Me fail english? thats unpossible!"
"Mediumdunst" wrote in message news:[email]...
"My daddy says I'm *this* close to living in the yard."
"These rubber pants are hot."
"My neck hurts, and my ear hurts. I have two owwies."
Alex wrote:
'My mouth tastes like burning.'
and
"we're a totem pole. hiya,hiya, hiya!'
'> What is every one's favorite Ralph line?
~~~Our lives, untouched without some sweet caress of lips, change tides with the rivers flow. And with my heart's final eclipse is a whisper, soft :hold me into the undertow.~~~
<stuggling> "I don't feel right."
"Ryan Long" wrote in message news:cc_u7.772$[email]...
chalmers"
<struggling> "I don't feel right."
"Ryan Long" wrote in message news:cc_u7.772$[email]...
chalmers"
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Tomacco: "Eww, this tastes like grandma!"
"PanFried" wrote in message news:9pichu$[email]...
Go ahead ralphie, the stranger is offering you a treat.
"Charles Norwood" wrote in message news:mOlz7.353250$[email]...
My cat's name is mittens.
Ms. Hoover, I ate my worm.
Oh good sleep; That's where I'm a Viking.
This is funny IMHO:
Lisa: So, in 1966, a brave young man named Seymour Skinner enlisted and
shipped out to Vietnam where he rose to become platoon sergeant.
Ralph?
Ralph: Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school. Lisa?
Lisa: Sergeant Skinner was a hero. He risked capture many times behind
enemy lines.
Ralph: Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty.
Lisa: And, he survived to make it back to Springfield, where he became the
fine educator we salute tonight.
Ralph: When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar. I love
you, Principal Skinner!I can't believe that in all 34 replies (yes, I took the time to read all 34, lol) nobody mentioned Ralph's best quote...
"When I grow up...I want to be a principal...or...a caterpillar. I love you Principal Skinner!" LOL
I also like:
And that's where I saw the leprechaun! He told me to burn things.
Bart: "Smell that, Ralph? That's the smell of justice." Ralph: "Smells like hotdogs."
I bent my Wookie.
Hi Lisa...we're going to be in a pie!
Chris
it was metioned 4 replys before this one.
"At my house we call them 'uh-ohs'" David
"I'll plug YOUR hole...I mean, eureka!"-Homer Simpson Chicago Cubs...93 years and counting
Either "It tastes like burning" or "It smells like hot dogs!"
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar"
oops. Yeah ti was mentioned before, but it's still my favorite.
Adnan B.
It's recess everywhere except in his heart.
"Alan Hamilton" wrote in message news:jJvx7.807$[email]...
Away with you, lest my cane find your backside!
You're deceptive. Sincerely, Little Girl