Burns and Syringes

S13E04 Hunka Hunka Burns in LoveliveDec 3, 2001, 9:54 PM ETthe next day14 posts by 10 posters
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Sydney Assbasket

In "Hunka Hunka Burns in Love," Burns injects himself with aphrodisiac using a syringe. Yet, in an earlier episode, Hibbert tried to put a syringe in Burns' arm and it just went through like a sponge. ________________________________________________________________

If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

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The RackSydney Assbasket

Drunk and full of pie, Sydney Assbasket wrote:

Was it Hibbert, or the Mayo Clinic guy? Or both?

Chadderack I want apple pie, and you give me twinkies with Hollandaise sauce! www.snpp.com/episodes/scg.html
Ted S.The Rack

Somebody claiming to be [email] (The Rack) wrote in news:[email]:

I believe it was the doctors at the Mayo Clinic (in "The Mansion Family"). And it wasn't a sponge, it was like meringue.

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail In future, I'd like my bribes in a nondescript briefcase instead of this sack with a dollar sign on it. --Mayor Quimby
Rory MolinariTed S.

"Ted S." writes:

A syringe worked fine in the X-Files episode, when Burns was hopped up on goofballs. Perhaps it is only syringes in Minnesota that fail.

"I bring you love!"

Cheers, Rory

Ted S.Rory Molinari

Somebody claiming to be Rory Molinari wrote in news:[email]:

Would that be the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine cigar?

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail In future, I'd like my bribes in a nondescript briefcase instead of this sack with a dollar sign on it. --Mayor Quimby
The RackTed S.

Drunk and full of pie, Ted S. wrote:

[chuckles mindlessly]

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NimSydney Assbasket

"Sydney Assbasket " wrote in message news:[email]...

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It is almost getting too painful to say, but... I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

444Sydney Assbasket

Yup, here's your problem. Someone set the writers to "stupid."

R H Menzel444

And here's another problem. Someone set the writers to "Got too much time on one's hands, so must nit-pick to a ridiculous level"

444 wrote in message news:[email]...

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The RackR H Menzel

Drunk and full of pie, R H Menzel wrote:

uh... the "fans"? Someone set the _fans_...?

Chadderack I want apple pie, and you give me twinkies with Hollandaise sauce! www.snpp.com/episodes/scg.html
Matt DrurySydney Assbasket

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Yes: if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. An appropriate Burnsian philosophy, supported by recent advances in quantum mechanics and metaphysics.

Brian BeckMatt Drury

Matt Drury wrote:

Going into more depth, using the Burns uncertainty principle--if another person measures his arm, then it changes the position of the arm, this making it impossible to stick with a needle. However, because Burns knows everything about himself, he is able to find the arm to stick a syringe in it, and Homer is too dumb to know what a measurement is to screw it up.

Brian

DJ MaNiAkSydney Assbasket

It was a wizard. *<I:)>

DJ MaNiAk

Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me

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The RackDJ MaNiAk

Drunk and full of pie, DJ MaNiAk wrote:

What did your wizard do, grow a DEVIL beard?

:)
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