Capsule Submission for DABF09

Mar 10, 2002, 8:54 PM ET9 posts by 9 posters
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Ted S.

Previous Episode references:

[CABF14] Blue Man Group is referenced [AABF16] Not just the title, but Bart playing with Grampa's face; Battleship game [3F17] Branson, MO is visited. (Odd that Bart seems to have forgotten what it was like. Appropriate for the Flanderses, as Bart himself mentioned in 3F17) Multiple Ray Jay Johnson references, although I don't remember them all. Multiple Scrabble references

Other references:

Bonnie Franklin: Actress best known for her role as the mother on "One Day at a Time"

Charo: Best known (I'd guess) for being a frequent guest on "The Love Boat". I don't know what she did, other than being buxom, wearing a somewhat revealing dress, and saying "coochie coochie". She also appeared recently in a Sprint commercial in which the static of cellular phones was illustrated by the phrase "go hiking tomorrow" was mistaken for "bring home Charo"

Adrian Zmed: co-star of T.J. Hooker with William Shatner and replacement for Deney Terio (sp?) as host of "Dance Fever"

Yakov Smirnoff: Comedian who defected from the Soviet Union, and made a living taking a comedic look at what a wonderful place the USA is in the eyes of an immigrant. I believe Smirnoff does indeed have a theater in Branson.

"Dude, Where's My Car?" referenced again (recently as "Dude, Where's My Pepsi?"; now as "Dude, Where's My Virginity?"

Freeze Frame fun:

It's not ASCII art, but I really enjoyed the sight gag of Jasper's beard. Making fun of Jasper's beard -- that's *definitely* a paddlin'.

Other things I really enjoyed:

Grampa trying to get his way by playing dead "Man Yells at Cloud" headline and photo. I guess that must have been from the same newspaper that appeared in "Half-Decent Proposal" which had the headline "Slow News Day Grips Springfield" Grampa's comment that Bart isn't learning anything in school

The "Where's Springfield" Question redux:

Branson is "1000 miles away" from Springfield.

On an interesting note, the opening scene of OFF being notified of Grampa's death reminded me of a report on Radio Prague today about a family that was suing a Prague hospital. It seems that two men were badly burned in an industrial accident. Several days, one of the men died -- but the hospital notified the family of the other man. That family is now suing the hospital for the 80,000 Czech crowns (~US$2,000) the funeral cost.

Review:

Probably the best episode of the season so far. The timing seemed good, the third act didn't fall down (as in "Jaws Wired Shut" or "Half- Decent Proposal"), and Grampa Simpson gets funny lines as usual (as does Jasper). There was an unfortunate Viagra reference, and the scene at the Kwik-E-Mart, while necessary for Grampa to total Homer's car, was lousy -- they could have found some other way to do this. The grade may change over several viewings, but right now, I'd give it an A-.

Ted Schuerzinger: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail Bart Simpson, interviewing his father: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh, Christianity.
dave h.Ted S.

Ted S. wrote:

was your tv on?

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Daniel DreibelbisTed S.

In article , "Ted S." wrote:

Charo is actually famous for being a lounge/comedy act, and for her much talked about marriage to Cuban bandleader Xavier Cugat (it was a May/December marriage). She also did Hollywood Squares in the 1970s, as well as many talk shows like the Tonight Show during the Carson years, and Merv Griffin's talk show. Ironically, she also has one area of talent that's overlooked - Charo is apparently an accomplished flamenco guitarist.

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Randall RheaDaniel Dreibelbis

Charo is NOT a no-talent has-been. Today, she is a very popular Las Vegas entertainer, starring in a show called "Bravo" at the Venetian. She does not belong in the Branson group on the Simpsons' "The Old Man and the Key" that included Ray Jay Johnson, Mr. T, or Charlie Callas. I do not know if she's ever played Branson, but if she did, she's not a regular. She spent most of her time in the past 18 years in Hawaii raising her son with her husband.

In the 1970's, Charo was one of the most recognized celebrities in the world. Although her act made her look like a "dumb blonde" or "latin firecracker", she is a gifted classical guitarist (a former student of the legenary Andres Segovia, the father of the genre) and speaks 4 languages fluently, despite her cute accent.

Sex CowRandall Rhea

In article , Randall Rhea wrote:

"coochi-coochie"-ing all the way to the bank

Charo is an award-winning flamenco guitarist, and has even won awards from Guitar Player magazine for her skills.

John Wert JrRandall Rhea

Randall Rhea wrote in message news:[email]...

And, of course, Mr T isn't washed up, either. He's hit the big time as "Inspector Collect." He's almost up there with Carrot Top.

Junior

Kristian RongeJohn Wert Jr

On Tue, 12 Mar 2002, John Wert Jr wrote:

It's just like the time I could've met Mr. T at the mall. I kept saying "I'll go a little later. I'll go a little later!". And when I finally got there, they told me he'd just left...

/ Kristian
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The RackKristian Ronge

Drunk and full of pie, Kristian Ronge wrote:

And when I asked if he was coming back [sniff] they said they didn't know.

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Dr MusicThe Rack

"The Rack" wrote in message news:[email]...

(bip) (bip) (boop) Homer, you already dialed.

Yours truly, Some bozo