Upcoming Episodes

7/1 - HOMR (BABF22 - third airing)
      (note that the "R" should be backwards)
    When Homer is discovered to have a crayon lodged in his brain, it
    is removed...but is his family, much less the world, ready for a
    smarter Homer?

7/8 - Trilogy of Error (CABF14)
    Homer cuts off his thumb at breakfast, resulting in three
    different stories; while Marge tries to get Homer to a doctor to
    reattach the thumb, Lisa gets a ride to the wrong school, and
    Bart and Milhouse come across a stash of illegal fireworks, which
    doesn't make their owner, Fat Tony, very happy

7/15 - Tennis the Menace (CABF07 - third airing)
    Andre Agassi, Pete Sampras, and Venus and Serena Williams guest
    voice themselves as Homer builds a tennis court in his backyard,
    which brings much-needed popularity...but not much-more-needed
    tennis-playing ability

Upcoming "Futurama" Episodes
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7/1 - A Head In The Polls (2ACV03)
    When there's a shortage of the metal Bender's body is made of,
    he sells it...to the head of Richard Nixon, who uses it to run
    for President of Earth

7/8 - Time Keeps On Slipping (3ACV14)
    Alien Harlem Globetrotters challenge Earth to a basketball game,
    so Professor Farnsworth accelerates the aging of his mutants to
    challenge them, resulting in time taking random jumps - and Fry
    getting married to (and then divorced from) Leela

7/15 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz (3ACV05)
    While Leela joins a group of protesters trying to stop an oil
    tanker from being towed to a refinery, Bender takes over as
    captain of the delivery ship - which has to tow that same tanker

(I am a loserwad, not a loseroid.) (Descriptions and format by Don Del Grande)

7/15 - Simpsons Tall Tales (CABF17) When Homer refuses to pay an airport tax, the Simpsons' trip to Delaware goes by boxcar, where a hobo tells three tales of American folklore, to which the Simpsons add a personal touch: Homer as Paul Bunyan, Lisa as "Connie" Appleseed, and Bart as Tom Sawyer

7/22 - I'm Goin' to Praiseland (CABF15) Shawn Colvin returns as Rachel from "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily" as Homer talks Ned into building a Bible-based theme park to honor Maude

7/29 - Children of a Lesser Clod (CABF16) Homer turns the Simpson house into a day-care center

The only two unrepeated 12th-season episodes are "Skinner's Sense of Snow" (which is a Christmas episode so it probably won't be repeated this season) and "Homer vs. Dignity".

Upcoming "Futurama" Episodes ----------------------------------------------------------- 7/15 - The Birdbot Of Ice-catraz (3ACV05) When the Planet Express ship has to tow a leaking tanker past a planet with a rare species, Leela joins the protest - leaving Bender to pilot the ship

7/22 - Bendless Love (3ACV06) Bender crosses a picket line for some freelance bending work, where he meets the fembot of his dreams...who happens to be Flexo's ex-wife

7/29 - The Day The Earth Stood Stupid (3ACV07) Fry becomes the smartest person on Earth - because something is taking away everybody else's intelligence

After July 29, there are five episodes that have not been shown twice: * That's Lobstertainment * The Cyber House Rules * Insane in the Mainframe * Bendin' in the Wind * I Dated a Robot and, coincidentally, five Sundays before the NFL regular season begins on September 9.

-------------------------------------------------- Don Del Grande, [email] CHARMS, LSFC, PPPGALF S1.1 MAG+++ LIS++ BAR+ SKI+ MrsK+ MissH+ P&S# FLA- (heresy!) f+++ n+++ Ilps(w) $+++ M39 If they really wanted to, they could probably pass off "Skinner's Sense of Snow" as a "regular" episode by removing Lisa's "Merry Christmas" line at the end...

"Don Del Grande" wrote in message news:[email]...

And leave the "HOOOOONNNKK?"

7/22 - I'm Goin' to Praiseland (CABF15) Shawn Colvin returns as Rachel from "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily" as Homer talks Ned into building a Bible-based theme park to honor Maude

7/24 - SPECIAL TUESDAY AIRING - Day of the Jackanapes (CABF10) Kelsey Grammer returns as Sideshow Bob, who hypnotizes Bart in order to have him kill Krusty (not to mention Bart himself) after Krusty reveals he erased all of the Sideshow Bob-era tapes of his show

7/29 - Children of a Lesser Clod (CABF16) Homer turns the Simpson house into a day-care center

8/1 - SPECIAL WEDNESDAY AIRING - Skinner's Sense of Snow (CABF06) Bart leads a revolt against Principal Skinner and Groundskeeper Willie when the school is snowed in

8/8 - A Tale Of Two Springfields (BABF20) The Who (or, from what I've heard, at least part of The Who) guest voice as Homer leads a revolt to divide the town into two after it is split by an area code change

Upcoming "Futurama" Episodes ----------------------------------------------------------- 7/22 - Bendless Love (3ACV06) Bender crosses a picket line for some freelance bending work, where he meets the fembot of his dreams...who happens to be Flexo's ex-wife

7/29 - The Day The Earth Stood Stupid (3ACV07) Fry becomes the smartest person on Earth - because something is taking away everybody else's intelligence

8/5 - I Dated A Robot (3ACV15) Fry creates a robot that looks and sounds like (and is voiced by) Lucy Liu, but when Leela and Bender rescue the real Lucy Liu from the company that lets you download her, the company responds with an army of killer Lucy Liu-bots

Don't you mean 8/5? *********************** TheAbman, HOM++ LIS+++ BAR++++ BOB++++ 7G12, 7F10, 8F15, 9F22, 1F04, 2F10, 3F13, 4F14, 5F02, AABF03, BABF05, CABF14 "Is there no place for the man with the 105 IQ?!?!" ***********************

Can anyone find a link to download homer singing the space cowboy song?

go to www.homepage.villanova.edu/robert.alejnikov...then "files for download"....he's got every Simpsons WAV imaginable.

"Ooh, they have the Internet for computers now!" -Jon Stow

7/29 - Children of a Lesser Clod (CABF16) Homer turns the Simpson house into a day-care center, and gives most of his attention to the babies, much to the chagrin of Bart and Lisa

8/1 - SPECIAL WEDNESDAY AIRING - Skinner's Sense of Snow (CABF06) Bart leads a revolt against Principal Skinner and Groundskeeper Willie when the school is snowed in

8/5 - A Tale Of Two Springfields (BABF20) The Who (or, from what I've heard, at least part of The Who) guest voice as Homer leads a revolt to divide the town into two after it is split by an area code change

8/12 - The Great Money Caper (CABF03) Homer and Bart go into the grifting business, and soon team up with the "the man who wrote the book" - Grampa - for a "big-time" caper

Upcoming "Futurama" Episodes ----------------------------------------------------------- 7/29 - The Day The Earth Stood Stupid (3ACV07) Fry becomes the smartest person on Earth - because something is taking away everybody else's intelligence

8/5 - I Dated A Robot (3ACV15) Fry creates a robot that looks and sounds like (and is voiced by) Lucy Liu, but when Leela and Bender rescue the real Lucy Liu from the company that lets you download her, the company responds with an army of killer Lucy Liu-bots

8/12 - The Cyber House Rules (3ACV09) At a reunion at Leela's orphanage, one of the orphans who used to tease Leela for having one eye is now a doctor, and attaches a cosmetic second eye to her; Bender adopts a group of orphans (you don't think the government stipend has anything to do with it, do you?)