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ï¿½obbiejmNov 3, 2001, 1:44 PM ET

What line just cracks you up......even though you've seen the episode a hundred times and you know it's coming?

Homer shouting when he's skiing, 'Stupid sexy Flanders!' did it for me today. :-)

......feels like i'm wearing nothing at all......

Steve KeithNov 3, 2001, 2:24 PM ET↩ ï¿½obbiejm

Same episode:

"Sweetie, if we didn't turn it down for the cops, what chance do you have?!?"

"ï¿½obbiejm" wrote:

BrianNov 3, 2001, 4:00 PM ET↩ Steve Keith

Same episode: SMACK: "You hit her pretty hard there Rick!!"

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Dwayne ConyersNov 3, 2001, 2:30 PM ET↩ ï¿½obbiejm

"ï¿½obbiejm" wrote in message news:[email]...

He's not bad.... he's just drawrn that way.

KatijaikatNov 3, 2001, 5:49 PM ET↩ Dwayne Conyers

So Ned should re-marry with a rabbit as his second wife?

SPoOkY0428Nov 3, 2001, 3:49 PM ET↩ ï¿½obbiejm

nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all

ExatronNov 3, 2001, 4:32 PM ET↩ ï¿½obbiejm

"ï¿½obbiejm" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Don't touch Willie. Good advice."

Per Esben SvelstadNov 3, 2001, 6:44 PM ET↩ ï¿½obbiejm

ï¿½obbiejm skrev i meldingsnyheter:[email]...

There. Pretty as a picture. Aaaaghh!!!! Zombies!!! There. Pretty as a picture.

BrianNov 3, 2001, 10:57 PM ET↩ ï¿½obbiejm

?obbiejm wrote in message news:...

"You shot the zombie Flanders"

"He was a zombie?"

James AllenNov 17, 2001, 3:29 PM ET↩ Brian

And from that same episode:

"Dad, we did something very bad!" "Did you wreck the car?" "No!" "Did you raise the dead?" "Yes!" "But the car's okay?" "Uh-huh." "All right then."

Brian BeckNov 21, 2001, 5:00 PM ET↩ James Allen

The image that always cracks me up is Bart in the orthodox Jew outfit (I'm Jewish, so I really like that episode), but I have lots of lines that crack me up. The most recent one I saw was in Girly Edition:

Bart: "And some purists will tell you that the American flag doesn't contain the word "Jordache."

Brian

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Greg BairNov 22, 2001, 8:15 PM ET↩ Brian Beck

"Help me Jeebus!" is my personal fav.

Greg Bair

Internet KingNov 5, 2001, 2:44 PM ET↩ ï¿½obbiejm

"ï¿½obbiejm" wrote:

really? Sincerely, Little Girl

ï¿½obbiejmNov 6, 2001, 5:04 AM ET↩ Internet King

On Mon, 05 Nov 2001 19:44:17 GMT, Internet King wrote:

Yep ;-)

JacobNov 7, 2001, 1:08 PM ET↩ ï¿½obbiejm

"Oh, nothing, Marge. Just a little incident involving the bogeyman!"

ï¿½obbiejmNov 8, 2001, 8:52 AM ET↩ Jacob

'Daddy isn't allowed in the big people library anymore. There was some......unpleasantness.....I can never go back'

Andrea T.Nov 17, 2001, 5:14 PM ET↩ ï¿½obbiejm

On Sat, 03 Nov 2001 18:44:59 +0000, ï¿½obbiejm wrote:

Hi everybody! What episode is this from? What series? Thanks Andrea

Ted S.Nov 17, 2001, 8:56 PM ET↩ Andrea T.

Somebody claiming to be [email] (Andrea T.) wrote in news:[email]:

It's from the episode where Marge breaks her leg, and Lisa has to be "mother" to Homer and Bart. They're jerks, as usual, so with the help of Lucille Ball's ghost she devises a plan to get them to clean the house. The plan goes awry, Homer and Bart think they're lepers, and Flanders sends them to the leper colony on Molokai.

I can't remember the title or P-code offhand.

I think Season 11. It's got Maude Flanders, so it's before the death of Maude.

Brian BeckNov 18, 2001, 1:25 AM ET↩ Ted S.

"Ted S." wrote:

It's "Little Big Mom"

Brian

Dennis WilsonNov 22, 2001, 3:39 AM ET↩ ï¿½obbiejm

?obbiejm wrote in message news:...

"I'm not much of a prayin' man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!"
"This plot makes no sense! Tell the people!"

WhiteTrashNov 22, 2001, 4:43 AM ET↩ ï¿½obbiejm

"The doll is cursed." "That's bad." "But it comes with a free frogurt!" "That's good!" "The frogurt is also cursed." "That's bad." "But you get your choice of toping!" "That's good!" "The topping contains potassium benzoate." "..." "That's bad." "Can I go now?"

'Stupid sexy Flanders'!