Anyone remember Bart's "doctored" valentine heart candies? Does any of this sound familiar.
Check out http://www.despair.com/bittersweets.html
Introducing "BitterSweets(tm)". The Valentine's Candy for the Rest of Us.
Like the ubiquitous candy "conversation" hearts, "BitterSweets(tm)" are made of flavored, chalky-tasting sugar and sport a message on their face. But unlike other candy hearts, ours are stamped with bitter musings and mockeries perfectly suited to the dejected spirits of those who will spend the holiday alone, or wishing they were.
UP YER DOSAGE • WRITE A POEM • IT FADED • KICKED 2 CURB
WANT2C OTHERS • CALL A SHRINK • I MET THE 1 • JUST A FRIEND
RETURN MY CDS • TIME 2 DUMP U • TRADIN YOU IN • C THAT DOOR?