Homer replied!

Here is what he said to me!

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Who is this? Is it Moe?

Moe -- I promise I'll pay my tab. Don't break my legs! Or eye-stab me! Or crotch-shoot me!

I'll come up with the money! I'll sell Lisa's homework! Or Marge's collection of doorbell chimes! Or Bart's flamethrower!

Just give me some time!

-- Homer

P.S. See you at Moe's!

"Aaron" wrote in message news:_E2X9.47549$[email]...

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My reply from Homer:

--- Who is this really? Is it Lenny? It sounds like Lenny. Hey Lenny, I'll meet you at Moe's later. Order me a keg and with a six-pack

chaser.

Your best friend,

Homer

P.S. Don't tell Carl I said we were best friends. I told Carl he was my

best friend, but I was lying.

P.P.S. If this is Carl, please don't read anything above this.

---

Homer sent me a reply bitching about not getting any Golden Globes.

"Aaron" wrote in message news:_E2X9.47549$[email]...

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I sent a message that said "mmm...doughnuts," and got "mmmm...e-bagels" in reply.

"Aaron" wrote in message news:_E2X9.47549$[email]...

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Do you really think he would write in complete sentences, with proper capitalization and punctuation? Doubt it.

Were you really expecting a big TV celebrity like Homer Simpson to actually answer mail himself?

Obviously, his personal assistant, or perhaps if there's enough email there are people hired especially for this, is answering the mail.

Try writing Mr. Burns. I bet any answer you get will be written by Mr. Smithers.

Michael

["Michael Black"; Wed, 22 Jan 2003 16:37:56 GMT]

Perhaps another citizen of northern Kentucky.

On 22 Jan 2003 16:37:56 GMT, [email] (Michael Black) wrote:

Exactly, just like the Santa's in malls aren't the REAL Santa, just his helpers.

Woohoo!

Original Message:
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Homer,

Why haven't you written me back yet? I'm beginning to feel neglected.

Anyway, say hi to Bart, Lisa and the other one for me.

-Tom
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Sorry,

I really have a lot of emails.

Please keep watching my show.

-- Homer Simpson, local man

I got a better one. The subject line of the e-mail I sent was "Family Guy sucks", and the body read:

"Family Guy" is the worst show in the history of television. The worst episode of "The Simpsons" is infinitely better than the best episode of "Family Guy".

I got the following reply from Homer ([email])

"Dear Closedown8,

Usually I respond to my oldest emails first. But with you I had to make an exception. The worst episode of "The Simpsons" is infinitely better TIMES A MILLION than the best episode of "Family Guy."

Your best friend,

Homer Simpson"