Random Simpsons Quotes?

Go nuts. I feel like being entertained.

Tim

On Thu, 6 Mar 2003 21:21:14 -0500, "Tim Sikorski" wrote:

I'll be a one-man conga line.

"Tim Sikorski" wrote in news:b48vh7$89k2$[email]:

Remember Alf? He's back - in pog form!

Maarge... Ixnay on the ashhole-tray...

Tim Sikorski wrote:

"Now, Marge, you can't blame all of Bart's problems on your one little speech. If anything turned him bad, it's that time you let him wear a bathing suit instead of underwear. And let's not forget your little speech!"

They call them fingers but I've never seen em' fing. Oh, there they go.

By the way Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France?

It's a ring toss game.

Austin

"ALewis525" wrote in message news:[email]...

I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Oh, baby.

-B.

p.s. Don't bother the snakes. Leave all the snakes. Alone. Ahhhhhhh, yeah.

It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.

"Tim Sikorski" wrote in news:b48vh7$89k2$[email]:

What episode is this quote from?

AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Give him the $10,000 dollars! "What episode is this quote from," HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

Remove "bination" to reply.

"Tim Sikorski" wrote in message news:b48vh7$89k2$[email]...

"Young lady, In this house we OBEY the laws of Thermodynamics!"

"Tim Sikorski" wrote in news:b48vh7$89k2$[email]:

Okay, here's a quote I like...

999 springs to flush down, 999 springs... You flush one down, it swirls around 998 springs to flush down...

Jim

"Jim" wrote in message news:aJ1aa.391089$be.359856@rwcrnsc53...

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

-B.

Jim wrote in message news:...

There are just SO many. I guess you have to do it like "what is my favorite scene?"

ONE of my many favorites is from the Japan episode - the toilet cam scene. Afterwards, Marge says they should go get something to eat, and Homer says, "The toilet recommended a good place." I don't know why, but that puts me in stitches every time I see it.

On Fri, 7 Mar 2003, Jim wrote:

Maa-arge, someone broke the toilet!

I gotta think of a line, fast!

"Jeff Binder" wrote in message news:[email]...

We're boned!

(Squark) polly shouldnt be!

Or what---you'll release the dogs or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Ooooh, floorpie!

Sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood.

"Marge, weaseling out of things is important for a boy to learn! It's what seperates us from the animals!

Except the weasel."

I ated the purple berries.

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

I never apologize. I'm sorry, thats just the way I am.

That was unexpected.

----- Richard Schultz [email] Department of Chemistry, Bar-Ilan University, Ramat-Gan, Israel Opinions expressed are mine alone, and not those of Bar-Ilan University ----- If you can keep your expectations tiny You'll go through life without being so whiny. -- Matt Groening