What is the Simpsons best use of sexually related refrences/double entendres?
my favs:
Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing? Bart: I was faking it. Homer: Gasp! Liar! Bart: Oh yeah? Remember this? ``Higher, Dad! Higher! Whee!" Homer: No!! Stop it!! stop!!!!
Abe: Oh, sure. Let's see...[pulls out wallet, starts going through it] I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason...ah, here it is. The Stonecutters.
And mine-
Burns: What do you think, Smithers? Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix. Burns: We *know* what you think!
And
Somebody's in for a serious ass-forkin'
in article [email], Blake at [email] wrote on 9/10/01 7:04 AM:
haha..ya. those were good ones! Even tho its off topic i still like the scene where Lurleen tells Homer that he's like a big sack of sugar. homer says thank you but not after making it clear that she did in fact say sugar. hehe SPAMMO wrote in message ...
On Mon, 10 Sep 2001, Blake wrote:
A good one is from "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington" - which incidentally was on tonight! Taken from SNPP.com ->
While Maggie is dangerously close to floating away on a George Washington helium balloon, the family admire the Washington Monument.
Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles] Homer: Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh, Marge, grow up. -- Did he say, `up'? ``Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington''
/ Kristian
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All very funny. Remembering them has been great!
But I have to vote for Paul Harvey doing "Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American" when Marge and Homer were trying to rekindle their romance.
Almost as funny as the Bible read by Larry King :-)
Oh, and also the time where Homer was assessing if Skinner was an appropriate date for Patti, the down side being that he was a possible "homer-sexual".
Cheers! Marc
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My fav
Burns:- smithers there's a rocket in my pocket Smithers:- You dot have to tell me sir.
Mark
On Mon, 10 Sep 2001 22:01:45 +0100, "Mark" wrote:
yes! even though you could see that punchline coming, the setup was still brilliant!!
In article , Blake wrote:
Brockman: [broadcasting the news that Olde Springfield is filthy rich] Now we all take golden showers.
BURNS: Simpson, I need you help. I want to be loved. HOMER: OK. First, I'll need some beer..
also
HOMER: Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is NO.