According to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/4F12.html, the website that secretly controls my brain from a satellite far above the Earth,
I want Marge and Homer to comprise a dramaturgical dyad. Maybe they could face off against a gangster octopus, or a sexy broad could move in across the street. If former President Gerald Ford moves out, that is. Even though that is a tad predictable. Or maybe SLH could become the original dog from hell. No, I don't mean Cerebrus.
I certainly hope that the upcoming season will show the Simpsons with attitude. Edgy, "in your face". You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? The Simpsons will be a family who get "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.
Very proactive. A totally outrageous paradigm.
Some of these words are so big, I am not even typing them in. I am just cutting and pasting them from the footnoted website.
I know, I know, proactive and paradigm are just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important.
As long as the Simpsons are more proactive, with more attitude, and a shmear of surfer, the show will be fine next season.
Oooh, ooh, I almost forgot. GUEST STARS! How about Jennifer Annestun? Russel Crow? Opera Winfrey? Bred Putt? That would be great! Maybe Homer could buy a remove controlled TV, or a BIG PENIS CAR!
I know you're probably not looking for a 'serious' answer, but I have one anyway.
I want to see Homer wear a sweater occaisonally. I want scenes that I can enjoy more than 3 seconds without something 'wacky' happening. I want shows that don't hit you over the head with topicality.
I want to see Marge with her hair down. (One show per season is fine, but I gotta have it!) I want a 'B' story that I wish had been the 'A' story. I want Bart & Lisa to have an adventure together.
And more salt. You might say, the secret ingredient is salt.
Substantial B stories are dead due to more commercials and extra promos for hot new Fox shows like Herman's Head, Top of The Heap, Women in Prison, The New Adventures of Beans Baxter and Second Chance/Boys Will Be Boys.
Still I'd take a thousand B stories like the Ribwich hunt over precious Lisa (apple of her Daddy's eye) and her stupid need to show how smrt she is.