What made Smithers gay:

Maybe he was just too unpopular with the ladies. That can make someone gay.

Ask Rob Wade.

"@" wrote in message news:HLwJa.27804$[email]...

gay.

Maybe he saw Patty and Selma naked?

"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:...

What made him gay? His father died when he was young and he was raised by a bunch of women. I know two people that this happened to. One man is gay, the other isn't. But, all this proves is, ... that I know how to type and can think and write in complete sentences.

I doubt it. That would make him suicidal. Actually, I once saw a fat ugly topless woman at South Beach. It didn't make me gay or suicidal. The fact that there were many thin, beautiful topless women nearby may have been the reason why.

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In article , "@" wrote:

we got a hint in "The Blunder Years" - after Smithers' dad died in the nuclear accident, Burns told him that Dad was killed by Amazon women while on safari. "Oh well, no harm done!"

Remember, though, Smithers has been married and divorced before. Somebody of the opposite sex certainly found him attractive in some way...

"Daniel Dreibelbis" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hey, just because someone is divorced doesn't mean they're not gay.

Signed, Tom Cruise

"Nate TX" wrote in message news:...

Yeah, Tom Cruise. Married to Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman. Two of the hottest women in world history. And he divorced both of them! What the hell is his problem?

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In alt.tv.simpsons on Thu, 26 Jun 2003 at 06:57:46, Aaron Hirshberg wrote :

Well, he's sued tabloid newspapers for putting in print what we're probably thinking... :)

Er, there's more to a woman than hotness.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler

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Yeah, money. Which they both had. Money and hotness. And he divorced 'em. Which still leaves us with the question.