McBain for Governor!

Aug 7, 2003, 10:58 AM ET22 posts by 15 posters
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horse

Quote from his candidacy speech, "I bet you are all homosexuals!"

Gabagimpyhorse

wrote in message news:TOtYa.1065$[email]...

"Alright Mendoza, you win. I will drop out of the election, if you give the Mayor back his daughter."

worryrockerGabagimpy

Schwarzenegger's father was a Nazi.

"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:VbxYa.6$[email]...

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Sir Realworryrocker

In article , says...

...and Ned Flander's father was a beatnik.

Sir Real "Timeo Hominem Unius Libri" http://www.sirrealcomix.ws/
James T. Anntionworryrocker

On Thu, 07 Aug 2003 19:09:53 GMT, wrote:

true but what does that have to do with him. My father is a methodist...that dosn't mean that I am one too.

James Hammerworryrocker
wrote in message news:5uxYa.10742$[email]... > Schwarzenegger's father was a Nazi. >
Gabagimpyworryrocker

wrote in message news:5uxYa.10742$[email]...

His father may have been a communist, a weight lifter, a nazi, but he is not a pornstar!

Gusworryrocker

[email] wrote:

Ahnold was Mr. Universe - just wait until those "collector's only" photos start surfacing.

Richard SchultzGus
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You forget in which state he's running for governor.

----- Richard Schultz [email] Department of Chemistry, Bar-Ilan University, Ramat-Gan, Israel Opinions expressed are mine alone, and not those of Bar-Ilan University
Arturo FuenteGus

"Gus" wrote in message news:I3DYa.4853$[email]...

Ask Rob Wade...He's got the whole set!

GusArturo Fuente

Arturo Fuente wrote:

LOL! I don't doubt you're right.

Aaron Hirshberghorse

"[email]" wrote in message news:...

He is suited to politics. Didn't he kill Ross Perot with a cue tip?

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somedudehorse

[email] wrote:

Gary Coleman for Governor! "Deficit? Whasyoutalkinbout?"

The way things are going we'll end up with an Inanimate Carbon Rod for Governor. Which would be two in a row.

Herb Kauhrysomedude

I ought to make YOU clean the coffee outa my keyboard this morning.

"somedude" wrote in message news:[email]...

That Guysomedude

"somedude" wrote in message news:[email]...

I'm voting for that chick with the big boobs.

somedudeThat Guy

Funk yeah, Angelyne! I've seen her around town in her pink 'vette. She looks to be about 50 when you get up close though. <Shudder>

www.angelyne.com

(Unless you're talking about Arianna Huffington....sorry)

J44xmThat Guy

["That Guy"; Fri, 08 Aug 2003 19:09:34 GMT]

Titania! OH yeahhh!

J44XM (@friragl8.arg), Colgate Cavity Patrol "Call me mint jelly, 'cause I'm on the lam!" -- Abraham J. Simpson
J44xmsomedude

["somedude"; Fri, 08 Aug 2003 02:45:17 GMT]

Then we all laugh and forget about the issue. Or even better, there's a recall vote and Coleman says, "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?" Then we rehire him.

J44XM (@friragl8.arg), Colgate Cavity Patrol "Call me mint jelly, 'cause I'm on the lam!" -- Abraham J. Simpson
somedudehorse

Can Kobe Bryant run for governor? That would makes things way easier for the media.

J44xmsomedude

["somedude"; Sat, 09 Aug 2003 23:09:54 GMT]

No way, man. He bought a four-million-dollar ring for his wife. If that's how he handles his budget, we wouldn't want him in charge of a whole state's budget.

J44XM (@friragl8.arg), Colgate Cavity Patrol "Call me mint jelly, 'cause I'm on the lam!" -- Abraham J. Simpson
That GuyJ44xm

"J44xm" wrote in message news:[email]...

state's

I'm glad YOU aren't in charge of the budget. You make it sound like he pissed away the money. Precious gems are a very sound investment, the ring will almost certainly appreciate in value.

J44xmThat Guy

["That Guy"; Mon, 11 Aug 2003 15:08:37 GMT]

I'm so sure he bought it solely for its value. Anywho, just because the gem might appreciate doesn't necessarily mean it was a good decision.

J44XM, Colgate Cavity Patrol Heard about that new Fox show, "Performing Ass"?