Someone must die

If i EVER get my hands on the idiot(s) who put the simpsons episodes with commercials out on the net, i swear i will fu**ing kill him!

Damn! And this retard is fast forwarding when the commercials are on. I mean it! That is so GODDAMN annoying! What kind of an idiot are you?! And another thing! If you can't make them in good quality, don't bother making them at all. And yet another thing! Stop putting your nerdy nickname on the episodes. I hate that!

If you can't contribute with something good, don't bother contributing at all, moron!

...yeah, yeah... i know. piracy and all that, but i buy the episodes, AND delete them for my computer when they come out on DVD.

Marius, Norway.

Sssssh. Use your indoor voice.

Bwawwaahahahah!!! Yeah RIIIIIGHT. Thanks for the Monday joke of the day.

You complain about someone taking the time to capture episodes and upload them. Whydon't you do it you lazy ass?

"Larry Bud" wrote in message news:[email]...

AND

It's true. After i bought season 1 and 2, i deletet them from my computer. Why would i want to have poor quality episodes when i have them on DVD??

I would do it if i got Fox, but since i don't i cannot. However, i have compressed those 250MB episodes to hi quality DivX wich takes up about 80MB each. AND i have given them correct names.

My point is, why do something when you can't do it right? These episodes are very common since they are fairly small. And they are VERY annoying!

And another thing; i can't believe all the commercials the show during a 20 minute show in the states! i mean, DAMN! Over here, they only show commercials between shows.

-Marius.

This is a reply to , in which Marius Valle speculated:

You're not serious, your only ads are between shows?????? Jesus christ. Welcome to the real world. Why do you think each episode comes in at about 21mins? 9 minutes of advertising for every half hour of televison. That's how it works, buddy...

"Hugh Lilly" wrote in message news:rafC9.9306$[email]...

Well, the law actually states that commercials in the middle of shows are illegal. Commercial breaks are allowed if the show runs for one hour or more. Not including the commercials, and only once per hour. This excludes movies, which have to be commercial-free. Also, commercial breaks are not allowed to be more than five minutes or so. Messages like "this program is sponsored by..." are allowed, but the message cannot be animated (eh...). The TV-station also have to inform that the following announcments are commercials. If a station breaks these rules, they have to send spots for charity organization for a period of time. For free!

I know what you're probably thinking, but it works great.

This is in Norway, and the law only applies to TV-stations broadcasting from Norway. Stations broadcasting from other countries doesn't have to follow these rules. Not sure how this works in other european countries.

This is a reply to , in which Marius Valle speculated:

I'm actually from New Zealand and AFAICT, our TV "rules" are pretty much the same as the US.

Bloody communists! Unlimited commercial interruptions are what made the US of A great. Norway indeed. Pfah! Bloody reindeer and Eurosocialists and fishheads, that's all you got there. At least Iceland has Bjork.

"someguy" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Look at how great the USA are. Kids gunning down classes in school, poverty, locos with rifles shooting innocent people... You got a massive crime problem, and it just keeps on growing. Your so called democracy doesn't even work. American greed causes wars all over the world. Let's face it: the 9.11 incident would have never occured if it wasn't for US foreign politics. Your government brought it on you. America has never fought a war because of the suffering of people in the countries they attack. It's all about money, oil, minerals or whatever. The USA doesn't care for anybody but themselves. Greed is what made USA so "great".

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i dont get it

On Tue, 19 Nov 2002 19:29:07 -0000, "Adrunk" wrote:

What's to get? He's Norwegian.

These are the people who give Nobel Peace Prizes to mass murderers and their lickspittles. How can normal, decent people ever hope to fathom such minds?

"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...

All Norwegians??

On Tue, 19 Nov 2002 14:04:20 -0800, "Mark Wilden" wrote:

Well, except for...uh...there is....

Yeah, all of 'em.

Damn gravlaks-eatin' Quisling-monkeys.

I hate them *so much*!

No, no, you're part Norweigan. It's the Finnish you hate.

On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 01:13:56 -0800, David Ranney wrote:

Oh, yeah, damn karjalanpiirakka-eatin' Winter-War-monkeys!

I hate them *so much*!

"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...

haha! I'm just kidding with ya! But still, i can't understand how you can watch TV with all those damn commercials. Had they been short, it wouldn't have been so bad. But the breaks are soooooooooooooo looooooooong! You almost forget what you were watching.

On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 21:56:48 +0100, "Marius Valle" wrote:

We tape it and fast forward over 'em.

We can afford VCRs because we don't have to pay a license fee because of all the damn commercials.

"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...

Well, we can afford them too, being the richest country on the planet...

On Thu, 21 Nov 2002 00:57:26 +0100, "Marius Valle" wrote:

Are you really?

Well, then send me some money, ya lousy bastards!

Aren't you afraid that my relative poverty will cause me to resort to terrorism?

Fear my wrath!

Aw, come on, fear it!

"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Haha! I'll fear your wrath if you'll fear my hairy ass.

On Fri, 22 Nov 2002 00:44:16 +0100, "Marius Valle" wrote:

[Shaking fist] Fear iiiiiit!

I thought Switzerland was the richest country in the world. They have the highest per capita income. Well, it's either Switzerland or Luxembourg, I forget which.

I thought it was Bill Gates. Billgaria or something . . .

JQM

"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...

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You're a victim to the american propaganda machine.

On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 00:01:18 +0100, "Marius Valle" wrote:

Gasp! I've been insulted by a Norwegian!

On Tue, 19 Nov 2002 23:14:28 GMT, Scott Munro wrote:

Oh, man, I can't believe I didn't think of using CBG's "Bizarro World" line here until just now.

shoom! right over your head.

"Marius Valle" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Blargh har har! Please, don't show how humorless Europeans are! I mean, you like the Simpsons, so you can't be totally dull!

Please excuse our primitive American mannerisms, but the thought of these types of 'laws' about the free expression of ideas is foreign to us (literally). Just last night, I was watching a History Channel program about the German Autobahn. You can be ticketed for giving someone the finger! Not a bad idea, maybe, but definitely not a freedom-loving idea. (Also, I think some of us are being purposefully ironic - Americans have a love/hate relationship with commercials/commercialism.)

"Marius Valle" wrote in message news:3dd95e71$[email]...

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I was told in French class that's the way it is in France as well.

"Marius Valle" wrote in message news:3dd90984$[email]...

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa STFU loser

Youre just cranky cuz you havent had your juice...

"Marius Valle" wrote in message news:3dd90984$[email]...

mean

Well the straw broke off in Marius's carton and... BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! He's just a human Usenetizen! Just like you!

Um, seriously, he's just venting his agravation. Apparently he doesn't get the Simpsons where he lives, so he has to deal with these poorly done screen captures, and I guess he just needed to vent. Don't mind him. But if your gonna capture episodes, you might as well do it right.

"UserGoogol" wrote in message news:[email]...

Exactly. I'm no big fan of piracy, but it is the only way i can see the show. I always buy the series when they come out on DVD. And you're right. I was just blowing off some steam.

[BS cut out]

Look, if you don't like the quality of those video recordings, then don't download them. It's as simple as that. Just go back to watching whatever TV programs your little third-world country produces.