Sharks On The Simpsons

Apr 25, 2009, 5:50 PM ET20 posts by 12 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Razorshark94alt.tv.simpsons

For school we are learning about marine biology, and we are doing in project where you get pictures of a certain sea creature from a TV show and see how they differ from the real-life species. I got a shark, so I need to know what episodes on The Simpsons a shark appears in. Thanks!

Sounds like a clown college to me. The following references come from www.snpp.com. I searched on the word "shark". http://www.snpp.com/episodes/mg24.html

In the episode where Homer goes to some school where he learns to be a better father, http://www.snpp.com/episodes/8F07.html, a father and son are working together on the boy's homework. Inside a water tank. Wearing masks and snorkels. Moments later we see a shark attacking them.

Hirshberg

It's actually not for school, I just wanted some pictures of them on The Simpsons. I knew someone would laugh if I said that I just wanted them, so I made up the AWESOME excuse that it was for school.

U.P.Razorshark94alt.tv.simpsons

[email] schreef:

I'd laugh either way but if you said it wasn't for school but just that you get off to sharks I'd laugh less ;).

Google has it covered though: http://short.to/67cu (you really didn't considered using Google?).

[1] Some people do: http://short.to/67ct

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Razorshark94U.P.alt.tv.simpsons

The pictures on google aren't every shark that's ever appeared on The Simpsons though, and you would have actually laughed more if I said it wasn't for school.

wrote in message news:[email]...

Although this isn't really a shark, "Sharkboy" has made an appearance in episode 2F01.

On Sat, 25 Apr 2009, [email] wrote:

So which is it?

First you want us to help you with your homework.

Now you're claiming that was just a ruse.

Yet everyone knows that few are willing to help people do their homework, other than "google it", so asking that way was bound to fail.

Methinks it's still homework, but you are trying to cover that up.

Michael

On Apr 25, 2:50 pm, [email] wrote:

I cannot recall offhand which ep it was, but OFF were on a glass- bottom boat and Homer and Bart were daring a great white to try and get them through the glass.

A hammerhead was hammering Bart in the ep where OFF went to the aquarium.

There was a manta ray in Insane Clown Poppy, which is in the same class (Chondrichthyes) and subclass (Elasmobranchii) as sharks.

Thanks for all the other ones, here are the ones I already got on my own: The Aquarium (Tracy Ullman Short)-Bart rides one in an aquarium Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder-A man is getting lowered into a tank of two sharks. HOMR-A shark appears in the Itchy and Scratchy short. Gump Roast-There is a picture of Homer jumping over one. How I Spent My Strummer Vacation-The whole family jumps over 2 in the couch gag. 'Scuse Me While I Miss The Sky-The whole family jumps over 2 in the couch gag. Brake My Wife, Please-A hammerhead shark bangs Bart in the head with it's head. Old Yeller Belly-The new mascot for Duff bear is Duff McShark.

On Sun, 26 Apr 2009, [email] wrote:

Actually, the show has shown a significant amount of sea life, for a show that is about dry land.

The one with the paintings stolen during WWII, the one where the bus lands in the water and the kids are stuck on an island, the one with the electric car. The parody of "A Perfect Storm" probably has sea life. The one where Troy Mclure marries one of Marge's sisters. There's a lobster in the one where Homer buys a small one and fattens it up. The one where Homer evolves from nothing to a man. I suspect there are endless depictions of sea life in the show.

Michael

JeßusRazorshark94alt.tv.simpsons

In article <19452e7d-c5cc-4901-b358-cce925b53aa8 @n7g2000prc.googlegroups.com>, [email] says...

Do assassins of the sea masquerading as clowns of the sea count?

This guy did not receive the regular treatment. I am ashamed of you all. The proper responses would have been:

Have you tried the internet? I hear they have it on computers now. The internet? Is that thing still around? That sounds like a clown college to me. Oops, that is what I said.

For example, I would write:

Under the sea, Under the sea, There'll be no accusations, Only frienly crustaceans, ...

To which you would respond:

That's your solution to everything. Live under the sea. It's not going to happen!

To which someone else would say:

Not with that attitude it isn't.

To which Xino Kiner would respond:

Could Jimmy Hoffa be buried at the bottom of the ocean?

To which Rob Wade would write:

Crustaceans are gay! The left wing homosexual agenda is trying to take over the oceans!

Hirshberg

Xino KinerR Flowersalt.tv.simpsons

"R Flowers" wrote in message news:[email]...

WTF? I did not see that post. Where do you sign up for this newsgroup? Can any of you see *my* posts?

You cannot even watch the Simpsons. You do not have remore controlled TV! All you can watch is Opera on regular TV.

Hirshberg