In Maxim Magazine's December Issue (page 52), they have Spin-Off ideas for new shows. For a simpsons related one they have...
A picture of Apu with 5 bottles and 5 babies hanging off them. Manjula with 3 babies in hands. Caption says "Alas, I'm an unsuckable."
Original show: The Simpsons New spin-off: The Nahasapeemapetilons After a series of wildly popular TV commercials lets him parlay his lone Kwik-E-Mart into a vast convenience-store empire, lovable Apu and his family move on up to the east side of Springfield, to a deluxe apartment in the radiation-clouded sky. They befriend their bumbling English neighbor and his Indian wife after he accidentally crushes a shrine to elephant-god Ganesh during a rollicking gin Slushee party.